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    School Is Hell

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    Image of Clarissima Clarissima
    12/15/09

    In reply to School Is Hell
    Varg Vikrenes should have been a panelist. Via Skype, of course. I don't think he's allowed to leave his fundamentalist farm yet.
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    Image of Urbania Urbania
    12/15/09

    In reply to School Is Hell
    How does one add the shut up, college tag?
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/15/09

    In reply to School Is Hell
    Wake me when they get to the Pat Boone part.
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    Image of Botswana Meat Commission FC Botswana Meat Commission FC
    12/15/09

    In reply to School Is Hell
    Talks included "Perpetual Rot: Obsessive Cycles of Deterioration," on "'liminal death-space' in the work of Xasthur."

    Also, "NO DAD, I DON'T WANT TO PLAY LITTLE LEAGUE: Surviving A Black-Metal Childhood."
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    Image of Richard Petty Bourgeoisie Richard Petty Bourgeoisie
    12/15/09

    In reply to School Is Hell
    Fishbone is still my favorite Black metal group.
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    Image of Anrkist Anrkist
    12/15/09

    @Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: I think they are more Ska based.
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    Image of Richard Petty Bourgeoisie Richard Petty Bourgeoisie
    12/15/09

    @Anrkist: I know. I just couldn't bring myself to type "Living Colour."
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    12/14/09

    In reply to 11 Questions for the New York Post's New Advice Columnist: Alexandra Ashley Dupre
    Dear Ms. Dupre,

    What is your opinion of the brass clown?
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    Image of Trai_Dep Trai_Dep
    12/14/09

    In reply to In Recognition of Our City's Amateur Scribes: The Winter of Our Cock Deficiency
    There's still a future for Small Willy. Unfortunately, it involves total body waxing, donning a schoolboy outfit and mastering an Oliver Twist accent.
    (Bonus chances if he learns to enjoy caning)
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    Image of intime intime
    12/14/09

    In reply to 11 Questions for the New York Post's New Advice Columnist: Alexandra Ashley Dupre
    I can't wait for her "Ten Signs your Husband is Banging a Hooker" piece!
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    12/13/09

    In reply to 11 Questions for the New York Post's New Advice Columnist: Alexandra Ashley Dupre
    I think I am going to be ill.

    All you Good for Her-ers? Eat my fuck. Real writers with real life experience need writing gigs, not this inbred little cumbucket who probably cannot write the letter i without putting a smiley face on top.
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    Image of Better to Eat You With Better to Eat You With
    12/13/09

    @BookishLatkeish: Exactly. I don't give a damn who she fucked. But can writing jobs be occupied by writers, please?
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    12/14/09

    @BookishLatkeish: Except it's not actually a writing job, you know? It's a stunt.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    12/14/09

    @If_I_Had_a_Poodle: Yes, Poods, it's a cunning stunt.
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    12/14/09

    @BookishLatkeish: Or a stunning, oh, never mind.
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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    12/13/09

    In reply to 11 Questions for the New York Post's New Advice Columnist: Alexandra Ashley Dupre
    Well, at least she won't have to hear people ask: "Who'd she fuck to get this job?"

    Because we already know the answer!
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    12/14/09

    @MisterHippity: [instantrimshot.com]
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    Image of dieresis dieresis
    12/13/09

    In reply to In Recognition of Our City's Amateur Scribes: The Winter of Our Cock Deficiency
    "You’re a bad lay with a small cock" is trite by now. I guess ‘best of the week’ doesn’t raise the bar too high.
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    Image of Thatcornellguy Thatcornellguy
    12/13/09

    In reply to In Recognition of Our City's Amateur Scribes: The Winter of Our Cock Deficiency
    36 and the dad is still paying half of the rent?

    thats....thats just sad really.
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    Image of ShawnP ShawnP
    12/13/09

    @Thatcornellguy: Yeah, he should ask him to pay the other half. Or move back in.
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    Image of Thatcornellguy Thatcornellguy
    12/13/09

    @ShawnP: "Daddy and Deadbeat". What a charming idea for a sitcom! Imagine the hilarious hijinks!
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    Image of momof3wildkids momof3wildkids
    12/13/09

    In reply to In Recognition of Our City's Amateur Scribes: The Winter of Our Cock Deficiency
    What I want to know is to what is she responding?

    This posting is quite good, but the combo would be pure comedic gold.
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    Image of sfBirdie sfBirdie
    12/13/09

    In reply to 11 Questions for the New York Post's New Advice Columnist: Alexandra Ashley Dupre
    A little advice? You were a fucking hooker!
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    Image of sfBirdie sfBirdie
    12/13/09

    In reply to In Recognition of Our City's Amateur Scribes: The Winter of Our Cock Deficiency
    This is some great inspiration for the email to my roommate.
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