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    Image of flossy flossy
    01:21 PM

    In reply to Who is Gawker Media Overlord Nick Denton's New Neighbor?
    I have a story about Samuel L. Jackson that I can't prove to be true, but it comes on pretty good authority and in any case, I choose to believe it.

    A college friend of mine grew up in the same California town as Samuel L. Jackson and his kids, and this girl became friends with SLJ's daughter. One night when they were teenagers, my friend and his daughter were caught in SLJ's hot tub, halfway through a blunt. SLJ seemed pissed, he gave them a stern look told them to finish up, dry off and meet him in his study (of course, they did not finish smoking, because who wants to be even more stoned when Samuel Motherfucking Jackson is about to tear you a new one?).

    They dried off and up they went, trying not to soil themselves. SLJ sat them down and said "I see you've been experimenting with marijuana." He took a roll of dental floss out of his desk and cut off a piece. "And that's okay." He brandished the dental floss. "But if you ever, ever"--he stuck the dental floss up one nostril--"try cocaine... you are in for a world of hurt." He then proceeded to pull the dental floss down through the other nostril and floss his deviated septum while staring them down like a man who meant fucking business.

    Needless to say, she stayed away from the bad shit.
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    Image of the supergoddess the supergoddess
    01:08 PM

    In reply to Who is Gawker Media Overlord Nick Denton's New Neighbor?
    SCREAMING, CLUTCHING FACE, TEARING AT HAIR!!!!
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    Image of RandomLunatic RandomLunatic
    01:05 PM

    In reply to Who is Gawker Media Overlord Nick Denton's New Neighbor?
    Won't the floor collapse from the mighty weight of all those huge craniums?
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    Image of RandomLunatic RandomLunatic
    01:04 PM

    In reply to Who is Gawker Media Overlord Nick Denton's New Neighbor?
    Is that a photo of what Nick might look like after he said what again, motherfucker?
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    01:02 PM

    In reply to Who is Gawker Media Overlord Nick Denton's New Neighbor?
    Snakes in a HOA
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    01:01 PM

    In reply to Who is Gawker Media Overlord Nick Denton's New Neighbor?
    Are you going to give him the traditional welcome Foster?
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    Image of RandomLunatic RandomLunatic
    12:58 PM

    In reply to Who is Gawker Media Overlord Nick Denton's New Neighbor?
    [Random quote from Pulp Fiction]
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    Image of snugbug snugbug
    01:23 PM

    @RandomLunatic: "I'll just walk the earth. You know, walk the earth, meet people... get into adventures. Like Caine from Kung Fu."
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    Image of ShanghaiLil ShanghaiLil
    12:57 PM

    In reply to Who is Gawker Media Overlord Nick Denton's New Neighbor?
    "They're cousins...Identical cousins..."
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    Image of sweetpickles sweetpickles
    12:55 PM

    In reply to Who is Gawker Media Overlord Nick Denton's New Neighbor?
    Say what again!!!!
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    12:51 PM

    In reply to Who is Gawker Media Overlord Nick Denton's New Neighbor?
    I want to go trick-or-treating in this building right now.
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    Image of Anthony De Rosa Anthony De Rosa
    12:51 PM

    In reply to Who is Gawker Media Overlord Nick Denton's New Neighbor?
    Does Nick like foot massages?
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    12:56 PM

    @Anthony De Rosa: Not if it's going to cost him one of his windows.
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    Image of Claire Buoyant Claire Buoyant
    11:46 AM

    In reply to Sarah Palin Now Pissing Off Everyone: Fans Boo Her, Martha Stewart Calls Her "Dangerous"

    Compare this skull to Palin's profile. The Maya elite practised changing the shape of their offspr.... I now fear that predictions about 2012 will indeed come true, and Sarah Palin will end us all.
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    Image of Trai_Dep Trai_Dep
    11:32 AM

    In reply to Sarah Palin Now Pissing Off Everyone: Fans Boo Her, Martha Stewart Calls Her "Dangerous"
    What chills my dark soul to its core is the fact that the above picture of the Palin duo, above, probably launched 1,000 masturbatory fantasies involving Straight-Shootin', Calls 'Em As I See "em, Wolf-Slaying... Twins.
    Naked twins.
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    08:46 AM

    In reply to The 99th Percentile Bowl: 2009's Harvard-Yale Game, A Compiled Air-to-Ground Report
    Smithhimself was at The Game on the Yale side. A cheerful day with the usual drinking that continued at the Elizabethan Club. Compared to watching Nebraska or Florida play football, the Ivy League is really... well, it's high school level sports activity. But the sky was blue, my shirt was blue and, yes, a good time was had by all.

    I would say that one aspect of the contest is not false. I truly do believe that Harvard is a vile institution.
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    Image of Phyllis Nefler Phyllis Nefler
    09:37 AM

    @smithhimself: The Lizzie! Fancy.
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    Image of Mediahohoho Mediahohoho
    08:34 AM

    In reply to Sarah Palin Now Pissing Off Everyone: Fans Boo Her, Martha Stewart Calls Her "Dangerous"
    During "The Gates" Jean Claude and Christo were signing copies of New York Magazine (which had a Christo painting of the project) in Central Park. The signing was eventually ended due to lateness, but there were about 100 people who had stood in line going home without having their mags signed. When Jean Claude found out, she demanded that the magazine publicist who had set up the event put everything in place so that everyone who waited could get their magazine signed.

    That's how people with class handle a situation. And something I thought about Friday as I watched the SP footage.
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    Image of adiam7 adiam7
    12:01 PM

    @Mediahohoho: There are enough differences between the Christo's and Palin's to write a dissertation.
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