Axe body spray's new White Label line is targeting a more mature and refined class of virgins. "White Label products aim to help make men seem famous with such unusual fragrance notes as praline, star fruit, moss, fig and ginger."
Axe Body Spray Has Same Effect as Nerve Gas
Pennsylvania. The very name conjures up powerful scent-memories of desultory juvenile delinquents soaked in the stench of cheap wine and cheaper cologne. At long last, the issue has come to a head:
Is This the Worst Axe Commercial Ever?
From Argentina, the land of completely naked Dancing with the Stars, comes this new ad for Axe Body Spray, the misguided aphrodisiac of the masses. Ads for Axe are always creepy and stupid and vaguely misogynistic, but is this one the brah-iest of the bunch?
Axe Body Spray Will Rip the Blankets Right Off Sleeping Women
Brah scent AXE has a new product called "Ex-Friend," which describes your social life after you start wearing AXE. In this latest ad from Argentina, it's embodied as a sexually-harassing mute fisherman apparently bent on rape. Sounds about right. [Copyranter]
Dude There's This Axe Body Spray Club in The Hamptons With So Many Sluts, I Swear
Haha, we know exactly what to make of this: Axe Body Spray is sponsoring a nightclub in the Hamptons for the whole summer. Brah:
Axe Proven To Help Dumb Men Attract Mates
A landmark actual new scientific study has discovered that, yes, Axe Body Spray can help you get laid. But opening your stupid mouth could render the sickly juvenile aphrodisiac worthless.
Horrible Cologne Mails Body Parts To Reporters
AXE Body Spray, the cologne of choice for rapists and lonely teens, scandalized the entire nation of India last month when it started running its ads there showing a man made of chocolate who walks around being eaten by women. It was all to promote their chocolate scent, to which I hope never to be exposed. Here in…
Axe Body Spray Ads Destroy Indian Culture
Ever since they started allowing kissing in Bollywood movies, boy, India's morality is going to straight to hell. The cow-filled conservative nation is seeing its Victorian standards of sexuality crumble in the face of racy foreign advertising. The prime offender? You guessed it: Axe Body Spray. Of course. The Indian…
Beirut Plays Secret Show For Greenpoint Music Snobs
Last night whilst we were pondering the finer points of coq a vin on 'Top Chef,' a small but serious contingent of Greenpoint hipsters (they're just like Williamsburg hipsters but taller, slightly less preposterous and more rugged) were enjoying a drink-laden and secret show by Beirut, Zach Condon's Balkans-Brooklyn…
