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rock stars
Any Old Celebrity Can Now Be a Financial Expert
What do you get when you mix the star power of musical train wreck Axl Rose with the finance-as-a-second-career media appeal of former ballplayer Lenny Dykstra? A Guns N' Roses financial columnist! More »
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Comment by uninspired: He's doing better than Steven Adler, if anyone has had the misfortune of watching VH1's Sober House. 2 Responses | Other threads
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losers
Axl Rose Kills US Economy
Ridiculously braided Guns "N" Roses frontman Axl Rose is destroying our national economy this holiday season through sloth and anger. And, even more, by not selling any freakin records: More »
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Comment by TheHonJudgeSmails: Knock it off. Axl helped make Appetite. Axl can do whatever Axl wants. 26 Responses | Other threads
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gossip roundup
In Real Life, Tom Cruise Foils the Saboteurs
It's reconciliation day: Letterman invited Leno, Madonna offered to visit Guy Ritchie and even Marc Jacobs dropped the drama. Tom Cruise is still kind of a bastard, though. More »
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By Ryan TateComment by AllsWell: I think Tom Cruise is whacked and Scientology is also whacked (birds of feather etc), BUT I'm not sure it's... 1 Responses | Other threads
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gossip roundup
Gwyneth Paltrow's Jailbait Boobs Mystify Fans
A day of new beginnings: Gwyneth Paltrow SOMEHOW restored her breasts to teenage perkiness, Paula Abdul is maybe leaving American Idol and Tommy Hilfiger uncanceled his wedding. More »
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By Ryan TateComment by forwardmotion: I wish I could afford to be anthropophobic. I have started looking longingly at those flyers that say, "8K a... 7 Responses | Other threads
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axl rose
Aging Rock Star Fights Soda Company
In what is sure to be the most consequential piece of legal maneuvering since 50 Cent sued Taco Bell last week, idiot Guns n' Roses frontman Axl Rose had his attorney fire off a scathing letter to the Dr. Pepper corporation regarding the company's recent GnR-related marketing mishaps. It promises to be quite a dustup—rock and roll style!!1! Take, heed, soft drink companies: here's what happens when you try to give out a free soda to everyone in America: More »
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Comment by TheHonJudgeSmails: Anyone even remotely involved in the creation and release of Appetite for Destruction is aces in my book. 11 Responses | Other threads
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gossip roundup
Bryan Adams Stalked By Creepy Mother-Son Team
- Bryan Adams is so famous entire families are stalking him. It's nice when parents want their children to follow in their professional footsteps! [Sun]
- Kirsten Dunst is getting a restraining order against a man who showed up several times at her home in Hollywood and was finally citizen arrested by Dunst's assistant. [AP]
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By Ryan TateComment by Miss-Pringle: Technical question: with these citizen's arrests, can you spread 'em and cuff 'em as well? 14 Responses | Other threads
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bourgeoisie rebel
Chinese Were The Only People Taken By Surprise When Chinese Democracy Finally Came Out
After 17 years of false starts and whispery rumors, no one was shocked when Chinese Democracy, Guns N' Roses' (well, Axl Rose's at least) newest and much-delayed album, was finally released last week. Except for the, well, Chinese! As if they were living under some sort of all-the-way-around-the-world rock or something, this is apparently the first the Communist-y supernation has heard of the album. And they are not happy about it. The album's title is "venomously attacking China," according to national Chinese newspaper the Global Times. More »
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Comment by Unfun: I told people Guns N Roses sucked years ago. No one believed me. Just look at him! ... 14 Responses | Other threads
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gawker stalker
Why Don't You Know Me?
If Axl Rose walks through Manhattan and nobody recognizes him, should he be so pissed off about it? More »
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Comment by donmiguel: @CaptainFantastic: Bwahahahaha Neneh Cherry -- damn. Just... damn. more » | Other threads
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laziness
Where Does Page Six Get Its Sterling Prose?
Here's the lead to Page Six's item today about Dr. Pepper's Guns N' Roses PR stunt: "TIRED of a world in which Americans idolize wannabe singers, and where musicals about high school students pass as rock 'n' roll, Dr Pepper is begging Axl Rose to finally release this year his 17-years-in-the-making album, "Chinese Democracy." Such powerful language! Now here's the lead to the press release announcing the same event: More »
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Comment by jennaddenda: @kingsquiddish: Dude. That's some cold November rain, right there. But... right? Totally. more » | Other threads
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defamer
Putting his finger on a vague something that's been missing from this holiday season, a San Francisco Chronicle writer realizes that it's a lack of rumors about the imminent release of Guns N' Roses' Chinese Democracy that's bugging him, then provides a timeline of all the times that Axl Rose, like a creatively blocked Grinch in a kilt and catcher's chest protector, has let the world down since 1999: More » -
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Being Massive Asshole Apparently Prerequisite for "Voice of a Generation" Designation
It turns out that Guns N' Roses' "Sweet Child O' Mine" is the voice of my generation. It narrates the 20th century's transition from optimism to disillusion, beginning with some dude's poetic idealization of his girlfriend, and dissolving amidst the sound and fury of encroaching insignificance. It's like taking your date to the malt shop and winding up in a tomb.
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By abalk2Comment by deusdiabolus: I was watching Terminator 2 this morning and I realized just how much better "You Could Be Mine" would have... more » | Other threads
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axl rose
Gossip Roundup: Axl Rose, Misguided Vampire
• Axl Rose has been released from a Stockholm jail, where he was held after biting a security guard on the leg. Tommy Hilfiger got off easy, it would seem. NB to the unlucky victim: you might want to make sure your rabies vaccinations are up to date. [Page Six] More »
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By JessicaComment by dopelickit: but how will tori ever get any jobs now? more » | Other threads
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britney spears
Gossip Roundup: Britney Grows Strong, Learns How to Get Along
• The ever-reliable News of the World reports that Britney Spears has signed "preliminary divorce papers." If she and K-Fed get divorced, perhaps it will pave the way for her true soul mate: the Manny. [NotW] More » -
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WireImage Is Nobody's Friend
A weird little sidenote to the Axl Rose/Tommy Hilfiger beat down on Thursday night: the photo of the two fighting on the cover of the Saturday Post is credited to DMI, an "independent" photo agency owned by MediaVast, which also owns WireImage. Writes a reader in the know: More » -
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Gossip Roundup: Brad Pitt Thinks Helmets Are for Pussies
• Parenting groups zone in on Brad Pitt, who's spotted taking a bike ride in Namibia with a helmet-less baby Zahara riding in a blue papoose strapped around him. Britney Spears is thrilled. [R&M] More »
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By JessicaComment by SecureLocation: For the last time: You do not need a good reason to smack Axl Rose. The fact that he's Axl... more » | Other threads
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crime
Gossip Roundup: Michelle Rodriguez Gets 60 Days for Wearing Bad Turtleneck
• After serving five days in jail rather than do community service for drunk driving in Honolulu, Michelle Rodriguez has been sentenced to 60 days for violating parole on a previous drunk driving incident in LA. She's also been ordered to rehab and must serve 30 days of community service. Clearly, the law is no fan of the way things have been going on Lost. [TMZ] More »
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By JessicaComment by Sue Duhnim: I saw Tommy gettin' all gangsta at a sushi restaurant in London. They made him wait and he got... more » | Other threads
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page six
'Post' Reveals Axl Rose, Tommy Hilfiger Fun
After the Post mysteriously removed Friday's Page Six item about a brawl between Axl Rose and Tommy Hilfiger from all later editions of Friday's paper, we feared that we'd all be denied coverage of such an important spectacle. Now it seems that Post wasn't covering up the news but, rather, just rescheduling it so that it could move some sluggish weekend copy. The pulled item was saved for the Saturday paper, so that it could be used as a splashy cover story, thick with reporting: More »
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By JessicaComment by SecureLocation: Tommy H does not need a good reason to smack Axl Rose. Nobody needs a good reason to smack Axl... more » | Other threads
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nicole richie
Remainders: The Food Makes Her Feel Faint
• Too weak to even walk through a grocery store, Nicole Richie must ride in a shopping cart pushed by assisted living specialist Mischa Barton. [TMZ] More »
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By JessicaComment by communistspy: Steve-o, where are you when we need you? You missed your cue to push the shopping card over in front... more » | Other threads
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Short Ends: Internet Preserves Colin Farrell's Manhood
· Old Defamer pal and scary Hollywood lawyer Marty Singer is cross with Jossip, but still can't stop the internets from looking at Colin Farrell's tallywacker. More » -
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Gossip roundup
· Weinstein and Katzenberg are on the outs, Sophie Dahl's credit card is declined, Bjork attends the Agent Provocateur opening in Soho, and Daily News staffers take a catty little swipe at Page Six. [NY Daily News] More »
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