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    Health Care Vote Draws Near, DC's Crazies Out In Full Force: Babies, Fatties, Death Threats, Paper

    But What Will Parenthood Mean For Your Yuppie Fitness Routine?

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    Image of Baroness Baroness
    01:18 AM

    In reply to Health Care Vote Draws Near, DC's Crazies Out In Full Force: Babies, Fatties, Death Threats, Paper
    Never trust a grown man with a ponytail unless it's Willie Nelson.

    Even then, never follow Willie to a second location. #healthcare
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    Image of ShanghaiLil ShanghaiLil
    12:21 AM

    In reply to Health Care Vote Draws Near, DC's Crazies Out In Full Force: Babies, Fatties, Death Threats, Paper
    After giving Congressional Testimony, Baby Matty was introduced to former Vice President Dick Cheney, who suggested that a light bernaise sauce might help to bring out her natural sweetness.

    On the plus side, she is no longer worried about paying for her parents' and grandparents' health care. #healthcare
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    Image of Mediahohoho Mediahohoho
    11/07/09

    In reply to Health Care Vote Draws Near, DC's Crazies Out In Full Force: Babies, Fatties, Death Threats, Paper
    Arizona Republicans--from McCain and Kyl to every last sorry fuck in their house delegation--are painfully obvious about what they want, which is for insurance companies to be able to operate out of any state so that they'll all come to Arizona, which will be the state with no regulation. Insurers will be able to cancel you at the first sign of an illness and jack your premiums when the actuarial tables say you're about to get sick, and lots and lots of fun tricks besides.

    They hope to do for Arizona what Tom Daschle did for South Dakota and credit cards and Joe Biden did for Delaware and the banking industry when they helped gut the usury laws in those states.

    And that's the second prong of the GOP's plan for reforming health care in this country. The other, tort reform, would save about $10 billion a year. And it would put a price tag on everybody's life. Which is fine until some incompetent asshole who hasn't slept in four days puts a bad drug interaction onto a chart and your kid ends up a vegetable and you find out that you're limited to $100,000 to care for him for the rest of his life.

    All he's doing with his granddaughter is gloating that she's not one of the millions of Americans who are without health insurance, or whose insurance is shitty and designed to deny care. If she were poor and uninsured and got diagnosed with cancer, I have to wonder what she'd say. I'm sure it wouldn't be the Cult for Growth pabulum he's pretending to make her spout. What an asshole.

    The sad thing is, this kid is going to grow up to be just another ignorant entitled sorostitute at Arizona State.
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    Image of Brad Brown Brad Brown
    11/07/09

    In reply to Health Care Vote Draws Near, DC's Crazies Out In Full Force: Babies, Fatties, Death Threats, Paper
    I think all the fat has gone to that little baby's head. Representative Shadegg probably mistook him for a delicious Casaba melon. #healthcare
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    Image of Claire Buoyant Claire Buoyant
    11/07/09

    In reply to Health Care Vote Draws Near, DC's Crazies Out In Full Force: Babies, Fatties, Death Threats, Paper
    Prof. Bacon: We give a direct and clear message that there's something wrong with being fat.

    That's because there is something wrong with being fat. Stop it with the denial already.
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    Edited by Claire Buoyant at 11/07/09 8:45 PM Claire Buoyant was starred Claire Buoyant was unstarred
    Image of onebadclam onebadclam
    11/07/09

    @Claire Buoyant: There is a reason why you never see fat, slow moving Thompson's gazelle. #healthcare
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    Image of Claire Buoyant Claire Buoyant
    11/07/09

    In reply to Health Care Vote Draws Near, DC's Crazies Out In Full Force: Babies, Fatties, Death Threats, Paper
    Rep. Shadegg: She wants America's health insurance companies to have to compete with each other. She believes in choice.

    He needs to learn the difference between health care and health insurance. Our current (competitive in his view, one supposes) insurance landscape leaves a lot of people without health care.
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    Image of sarrible sarrible
    11/07/09

    @Claire Buoyant: She also believes in crapping in her pants, which is what she has in common with lots of people on that socialist, government-run health-care plan, Medicare. #healthcare
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    11/07/09

    In reply to Health Care Vote Draws Near, DC's Crazies Out In Full Force: Babies, Fatties, Death Threats, Paper
    Bet anything Maddy grows up into Matthew. #healthcare
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    Image of mfnher mfnher
    11/07/09

    In reply to Health Care Vote Draws Near, DC's Crazies Out In Full Force: Babies, Fatties, Death Threats, Paper
    Sometimes I wonder if the 80 degree November days are worth it. Between this and reading recent Arpaio quotes ( [blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com] ), I'm thinking it might be time to get the hell out of here. #healthcare
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    Image of jasonelias jasonelias
    11/07/09

    In reply to Health Care Vote Draws Near, DC's Crazies Out In Full Force: Babies, Fatties, Death Threats, Paper
    Maddie says, "Granddady's creepy and loud." #healthcare
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    Image of TheBusinessGuy TheBusinessGuy
    11/07/09

    In reply to Health Care Vote Draws Near, DC's Crazies Out In Full Force: Babies, Fatties, Death Threats, Paper
    See, the baby-dummy represents the rightwing congressmen, and the Shadegg represents the ventriloquist healthcare industry. This is performance art of an order unseen since Paul Winchell died. Remember: he invented an artificial heart, so ventriloquists belong in this debate. #healthcare
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    Image of Magister Magister
    10/01/09

    In reply to But What Will Parenthood Mean For Your Yuppie Fitness Routine?
    People have been jogging with strollers for at least a decade. Is this some kind of new trend, or are they just re-running an old piece to prop-up the profits?
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    Image of homovegetarian homovegetarian
    10/01/09

    @Magister: more like over two decades, since the mid-80s. but then they were used by regular people who just into running. that is less than important than whatever rich people find interesting right now.
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    Image of shag_carpet_bomb shag_carpet_bomb
    10/01/09

    In reply to But What Will Parenthood Mean For Your Yuppie Fitness Routine?
    Actually, that BOB jogger is pretty awesome! I do run with it, it is harder than running alone, but I can't afford a babysitter, or a gym (with a babysitter) and I talked my MIL into buying it for us as a family gift. It's also the best stroller ever. Also, I'm doing a marathon in 5 weeks! yay me! What was this post about?
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    Image of doctorzizmor doctorzizmor
    10/01/09

    In reply to But What Will Parenthood Mean For Your Yuppie Fitness Routine?
    If she hurts both hands, will Michelle Slatella stop writing her column?
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    Image of Nic Fit Nic Fit
    10/01/09

    In reply to But What Will Parenthood Mean For Your Yuppie Fitness Routine?
    I can't imagine having to learn to serve with the other arm. Most would just wait till it's healed.
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    Image of mattchew03 mattchew03
    10/01/09

    In reply to But What Will Parenthood Mean For Your Yuppie Fitness Routine?
    Why do I think that woman looks like Richard Belzer with pigtails?
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    10/01/09

    @mattchew03: dun dun!
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    Image of Mama Penguino Mama Penguino
    10/01/09

    @mattchew03: Huh. I was thinking Anthony Kiedis.
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    Edited by Mama Penguino at 10/01/09 2:12 PM Mama Penguino was starred Mama Penguino was unstarred
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