Authorities are calling downtown LA the new Miami—as far as drug money laundering schemes go.

Nothing nicer, as the summer winds down, than having a dance with your dog on the back porch. And if you're a baby? Why, that's even better, then, isn't it.

One more frigging person in New York City, now that actress Scarlett Johansson has just given birth to her first child—a baby girl—in the already densely populated metropolis. The baby's name is Rose Dorothy, and she is 85 years old, and she loves her grandchildren very much, and she really shouldn't be driving…

At 7 weeks old, baby Lachlan had never heard the sound of his parents' voices before. But thanks to his new hearing aids, we get to see this moment of shock that quickly turned to delight. And that's just mom and dad's reaction. The baby was pretty happy, too.

Trey just found out he's about to have a new baby sibling, and this is exasperating. Why would his mom replace him and his sister, the two babies she just had, with a new one that's just going to cry all the time? It makes no sense!

We have seen have seen more ice buckets dropped on heads than we care to remember. We have seen superheroes and wanted criminals, former presidents and wisdom teeth patients who are obviously faking it. Today, we see a marvelously sassy British(?) toddler hop up and yell "fookin' 'ell!" as soon as she's doused.

High chairs for babies: easy for adults to get into, not so easy for adults to get out of.

An Ohio woman who posted some controversial Facebook photos of her baby granddaughter—one in a roasting pan surrounded by potatoes and one with a pacifier duct-taped into her mouth—is surprised that Child Protective Services didn't get her hilarious jokes.

While Mariah Carey sings sweetly in the background, an adorable little baby is driven crazy by the presence of a remote control.

The potential national security threat that not enough people are talking about? Babies. A toddler squeezed through the fence in front of the White House Thursday night, triggering an alarm and sending the Secret Service into lockdown mode.

This crying baby is certain that the world is a terrible, unkind place and that nothing will ever be OK again. And she's probably right becau—never mind, Katy Perry's "Dark Horse" is starting. She nods her approval. The tempest is averted... for now.

Do you remember the first time your parents dressed you up as a knight and made you fake sword fight another baby dressed as a knight in the middle of a crowd of people?

Sadie, age 5, has just confronted the fact that her adorable baby brother won't stay a baby forever. His little baby smiles will soon become slightly-less-adorable toddler smiles. And eventually, the icy finger of death will beckon her, her brother, and all of us. Probably when we're a hundred.

If the headline of this story didn't reveal enough, perhaps sixteen seconds of heavenly audiovisuals will give you the kick of endorphins you've been searching for. A baby, 10-week old Eisleigh, and a puppy, 8-week-old Clyde, demonstrate what cuddling should look like. All up in your face, like real close.

Dog and Baby's relationship got a little tense after Dog made the decision to steal Baby's toy. In this video, Dog apologizes for his actions and does his best to mend the break.

2-year-old Kayden Elijah Kinckle was born with an omphalocele, a defect in his intestinal wall that caused his intestines and other organs to stick out through his navel. He also had "a band wrap around his legs and feet when he was in the womb," his mom writes, which led to the amputation of his right foot and left…

A Tennessee couple wanted their month-old daughter to actively participate in their wedding, so they made her the center of attention by attaching her to the train of the bride's dress and literally dragging her down the aisle.

A woman who dressed up like a nurse and stole a 16-hour-old baby from a hospital yesterday was arrested after a group of Canadian youths tracked her down.

While not many of us are often trapped in this predicament, a five-year-old was caught on camera by his mother admitting that he'd have to "give up" one of his girlfriends because it was causing him too much stress.