"OK we have a whole bunch of baboons inside this house," said Howard Fyvie as he and Kyle Peters watched a troop of baboons enter their neighbors home in Betty's Bay, South Africa and ransack the joint like a bunch of goddamn animals.
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After a three-day adventure in the wilds of New Jersey, officials were able to tranquilize and capture a baboon that had escaped from Six Flags Great Adventure. The monkey seems to have had a grand adventure, traveling across backyards, down highways, and over a golf course on a general course east, possibly toward…
Brooklyn's new baby baboons have been named: Azizi and Jabari (Egyptian for "brave" and "precious") are the newest residents of the Prospect Park Zoo. Expect those names to start showing up on Park Slope strollers any day now. (Previously)
Oh my god! The Prospect Park Zoo in Brooklyn has two baby baboons, and they are so cute. They also don't have names, and the zoo is holding a contest to name them. Do you want to watch them play?
New developments in the study on the connection between humans and primates: both species like to bone recklessly on cars. All in the name of science...and baboon porn.
Baboon gangs terrorize Cape Town; World Cup threatened by furry felons.
