He's already too tall and his hips too predisposed to bearing children for him to keep doing teen geekthrob roles. You can already see the stress lines developing between his brows in the above photo.
In another year, he will be on Sean Hayes' career trajectory, and donning glasses for the MOW Square Peg in a Round World: The Wally Cox Story.
@Thistledew: I laughed once during that movie, at the "Well, you're two penises short of a Shania Twain reimagination band" line. Come on, that is just a classic line. Who would actually write that?
Ugh...I disagree that "Youth in Revolt" looks all that funny. Even the 3 minute trailer was a drag 2 minutes in. Two hours of non-stop Cera monotone is coma inducing...no clever twists or sub character can make it original. Cast the kid as a serial killer or gay prostitute already for God's sake! Sleeping pills are cheaper than movie tickets.
The reason for the backlash is simply that he hasn't picked good movies. If Youth in Revolt is decent and Scott Pilgrim is fun, then people will be back on the bandwagon. Personally, I think he's a better supporting actor than leading man but if Hollywood is offering the roles/money, is he really supposed to turn it down so some hipsters can still lovingly blog about him?
This post brought to you by the backlash against the Michael Cera backlash, coming to blogs near you in 2010.
@SoulHonky: Exactly. I think he's the Cusack of his generation. He always played the same sweet character too. Even Martin Blank, though a paid assassin, was pretty much Lloyd Dobler all grown up.
There was a hipster backlash against Cusack too for a time as well. And he's done fine.
Awww, don't pick on the kid. Like so many before him (Ray J. Johnson, Matthew McConaughey, "Who Wants to Be A Millionaire?," Oxycontin...) it would have been better in small doses, but they took the money and ran.
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@cpjones: Google "Kim Zolciak" and "image" and you get a pic of a lonely hair extension lost in the street. #levijohnston
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Oh and contrary to the Post, I think Tank's doing a wonderful job. He's stretched nothing more than a winning smile into what, ten weeks?
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In another year, he will be on Sean Hayes' career trajectory, and donning glasses for the MOW Square Peg in a Round World: The Wally Cox Story.
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This post brought to you by the backlash against the Michael Cera backlash, coming to blogs near you in 2010.
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There was a hipster backlash against Cusack too for a time as well. And he's done fine.
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Which I think is kinda the point of the post too, given the sarcasm and all.
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