Hanging out with a toddler and need a quick and easy funtivity you can both enjoy until something goes horribly wrong? Why not toss him across the room! YouTuber theBenJohnsonClan elaborates:

As mascots go, I wouldn't have picked a cowducken. But that's what IBM is using to sell its Lotus Notes software. A marketing campaign with the slogan "Create Simplicity" lets you mix and match animal parts as a metaphor for its all-in-one office software. The unwieldy chimeras make me think of a hideous mound of…

Disclaimer: Someone could theoretically mashup the sex offender registry, Google Maps, and Club Penguin. And that, I'll grant, would be a worse social network than the ones below.

"What does the average person know about venture? Well, maybe a lot. Consider that [venture capitalists] have invested in such bad deals as Webvan and Pets.com." Venture capitalist Mark Modzelewski thus argues that because "experts" suck at picking good investees, we may as well throw it to the swine. Of course,…