It's not as bad as dying shortly after your exoneration, but being shot 15 minutes after being released from serving 15 years in prison is still pretty bad.
Remember When a Million Horses Died on the Set of HBO's Luck? According to This Lawsuit, It Was Actually 1,000,001
Last spring, horses everywhere neighed a sigh of relief when production was cancelled on HBO's horse-racing drama Luck, after three gambling-addicted horses died on set.
HBO's Luck Has Died Faster Than a Horse on the Set of HBO's Luck
HBO has canceled its racetrack drama "Luck," after news of the series' third on-set horse death in two seasons broke earlier this week.
Father and Son Killed By Lightning, 48 Years Apart
A 54-year-old man from New Jersey was electrocuted to death on Sunday after lightning struck the tree next to which he was standing. The last thing Stephen Rooney told his family before he wandered away from a barbecue to smoke a cigar, MSNBC reports, was, "Don't worry guys, lightning never strikes twice." He was…
'It's All Good,' Says Guy Who Missed $319 Million Jackpot
The dude who decided not to get in on his usual office lottery pool on the very day that it hit a $319 million jackpot is SPEAKING OUT and TELLING HIS STORY, so that even the most miserable of us shall be able to put a face to our "at least I'm not that guy" self-reassurances. His name is Michael Kosko, he's an I.T.…
Fugitive Undone By Weak Bladder
If you've been on the lam for 27 years, don't get picked up for public urination.
Your Daily Fight on JetBlue
A JetBlue flight's been diverted after flight attendants subdued an unruly passenger. What a week!
Brooklyn Man Struck By Lightning, Revived In Ambulance
What a crazy storm last night, no? Just ask the 54-year-old man who was struck by lightning in Crown Heights. A witness said, "His feet were smoking and he was bleeding from the mouth." He was revived and is recovering.
World's Luckiest Employee Gets to Be the 'Face of BP'
You've already met Darryl Willis—in a TV ad! He's the nice man telling you that he volunteered to oversee the claims process for BP in the Gulf. And they put him in a commercial for it! Oh...thanks?
You Thought You Were Unlucky
A South Carolina beach jogger was killed by a plane landing on the beach. Dang.
