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"Fuck him. Fuck you. Fuck it all," Says Advice Columnist

Cary Tennis: Your Source For Stone Cold Crazy Advice. The Salon advicemonger and generally confused and confusing man today receives a sincere question from a girl about her hard-partying friend, who gets drunk and cheats on her boyfriend, most recently by having "consensual, unprotected sex with one of the Marines" that she met on a night out. What should she do to help her friend? Cary Tennis makes sure she regrets that she ever asked that question. Because Cary Tennis can read her friend's mind: More »

1:30 PM on Tue May 6 2008
By Hamilton Nolan
9,732 views, 108 comments

Latest by Smirk: I think Cary writes porn movies on the side and his night job started to spill into his day job...just a wee little bit. more »