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Tremonius
01/14/09

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I'm reminded of the days when hordes would be waiting at the docks for the new Dickens chapter to come in, and they'd shout to the upper decks before the ship was moored, "Did Little Nell die?"

Our whole culture is driven by a passel of fictional high school dropout divas, and in all of the sickness and death in this world, we are to worry about these tawdry twits?
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TheUptightMidwesterner
01/14/09

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*Sigh*
Unstable lesbian heiresses...is there nothing you can't do???

Stories like this make the recessiondepression so much better.
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Tremonius
01/14/09

@TheUptightMidwesterner considers North Face and Sorel high ...: Meanwhile, in other news ...

Long ago it was reported in a study of a psych hospital that the most stable relationship on the ward by far was the lesbian match. Proof.
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booktart
01/14/09

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I just read Mother Night last week. I'm sorry to hear that Vonnegut was sometimes an *.
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misslinda
01/14/09

@booktart: Keep reading, you'll soon learn that he's also a jack*, and *hole, and an *wipe, but that's why we love him.
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forwardmotion
01/14/09

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I want the famous people to stop going gay right before they go crazy. It doesn't look good.
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misslinda
01/14/09

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Ugh, Kevin Bacon, this ain't gonna end well. You are a fantastic, fabulous, exceptional character actor, but I fear this Madoff scam is going to entice you into taking lead roles in second rate movies. Yeah, acting alongside Meryl Streep in that river rafting thing seemed like a good idea, but was it your best work? Is it even in the top twenty movie roles you have ever done? No. And it never will be. Please continue to do 50 smaller roles rather than one big one, you will thank me for this tough love later.
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MsMuffinMcGuffin
01/14/09

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Hearing this news about Patrick Swayze just about breaks my heart. I am sure he is getting wonderful care though, and is surrounded by his loved ones.

This just sucks.
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Unfun
01/14/09

@MsMuffinMcGuffin: Ok, can I just say that I've been depressed about the Patrick Swayze cancer news probably beyond all reason. I guess I was more attached to the guy than I thought. I mean really, who ever got over "Dirty Dancing?" But the good thing is, it's one reason forcing me to quit smoking. Smoking is a risk factor for pancreatic cancer, and he's been a decades long smoker.

Snark break.
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MsMuffinMcGuffin
01/14/09

@Unfun: Good for you, Hon!
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forwardmotion
01/14/09

@Unfun: Best thing you can do for yourself.
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cupcakes
01/14/09

@Unfun: That's awesome! Congratulations. I'm sure it's really hard but I'm so proud of you!
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Mount_Prion
01/14/09

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I wonder if Vonnegut's mistress will confirm in her new book if he really is built like a can of tuna.
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Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
01/14/09

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Courtney is, like, totally OK with having set her ex-girlfriend's hair on fire. I mean, REALLY, the Skank had a NASTY haircut and SOMEBODY had to do something about it! But you know they're ALWAYS going to remain GOOD good friends.
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brookster
01/14/09

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I wish the Post would not refer to domestic violence as a "catfight." Just saying...
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Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
01/14/09

@brookster: They were probably this close to speculating whether or not the domestic violence included feather pillows, and if the assailant and victim were scantily clad in lingerie or not.
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Almostbanned
01/14/09

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I'm sorry, but Courtenay Semel is just trash. And not funny-trash like Britney Spears, where you're really kind of rooting for her because you know that circumstances maybe just got kinda out of her control and you want her to get better. Just plain reprehensible no-redeeming-value trash like Rod Blagojevich or that woman who made that 13 year old girl kill herself on myspace. But kinda worse acutally because she just has no excuse.
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MsMuffinMcGuffin
01/14/09

@Almostbanned: Maybe her excuse is that she is batshit insane?
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saythatscool
01/14/09

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That sucks about Kevin Bacon. Somebody should give him a franchise or a tv show.
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saythatscool
01/14/09

@saythatscool: Oh and fuck you Vonnegut.
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uninspired
01/14/09

@saythatscool: In another year or two it will be the Five Degrees of Kevin Bacon.
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saythatscool
01/14/09

@uninspired: Ha! That's a joke I reached for but couldn't come up with. That should have been a standalone comment.
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Mount_Prion
01/14/09

@saythatscool: Awww...gonna hate on Vonnegut? really? he was so adorable.
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Tremonius
01/14/09

@Mount_Prion: He created the culture of Bokonon. Unless there had been the matrix of a wrang-wrang, a buffoon demonstrating the wrong path by taking it, there could have been neither a Crawford Cretin nor a Nome Ninny.
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