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    Image of Claire Buoyant Claire Buoyant
    12/01/09

    In reply to Mrs. Claus Caught in Gruesome Sex Murder
    So, Mrs. Claus is a Ho! Ho! Ho!
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    Image of D2theMatthews D2theMatthews
    12/01/09

    In reply to Mrs. Claus Caught in Gruesome Sex Murder
    Just as I suspected, a blatant rip off of Lawrence Kasdan's Body Heat. It's all there.
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    Image of KikiCanuck KikiCanuck
    12/01/09

    In reply to Mrs. Claus Caught in Gruesome Sex Murder
    Meanwhile, Santa's out in the barn giving the reindeer a little "pep talk." Turns out he has two beards.
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    Image of OliversArmy OliversArmy
    12/01/09

    In reply to Mrs. Claus Caught in Gruesome Sex Murder
    Who can blame her? Did you see the carrot on that snowman?
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/01/09

    In reply to Mrs. Claus Caught in Gruesome Sex Murder
    Hmmm. I'm guessing that the Island of Misfit Toys also includes nostril beads, ben-wa squares and a vibrator shaped like William Howard Taft.
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    12/01/09

    In reply to Mrs. Claus Caught in Gruesome Sex Murder
    Well obviously claymation marionettes kill. The hell is more evil than a frigging marionette that isn't a head-chewing clown? Just what?!
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    Edited by Spirit Fingers at 12/01/09 5:57 PM Spirit Fingers was starred Spirit Fingers was unstarred
    Image of Belabras: now with Kung Fu grip! Belabras: now with Kung Fu grip!
    12/01/09

    @Spirit Fingers:
    We all float down here...
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    Spirit Fingers promoted this comment Belabras: now with Kung Fu grip! was starred Belabras: now with Kung Fu grip! was unstarred
    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    12/01/09

    @Belabras: now with Kung Fu grip!: Um, so not clicking on that. Not even if God made it. Fucking outta your natural born mind...Pennywise.
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    Image of cindi.roberts cindi.roberts
    12/01/09

    @Spirit Fingers: I'm right there with you. Vampires, werewolves, zombies, snakes, spiders, etc. are all fine and I love them - but clowns freak me out.
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    12/01/09

    @cindi.roberts: As well they should, the abhorred freaks of nature they are.
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    Image of momof3wildkids momof3wildkids
    12/01/09

    @cindi.roberts: Don't forget dolls. Shiver.
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    Image of OrneryBabe OrneryBabe
    12/01/09

    @Belabras: now with Kung Fu grip!: Couldn't get past the 2 minute mark. It's not so much that Pennywise scares me, it's that he's extremely . . . disturbing. It still ranks as one of the scariest books I've ever read.
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    Belabras: now with Kung Fu grip! promoted this comment OrneryBabe was starred OrneryBabe was unstarred
    Image of otakugirl otakugirl
    12/01/09

    @Belabras: now with Kung Fu grip!: Wow--I had TOTALLY forgotten Seth Green was in that.

    Also: Tim Curry is a god.
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    Belabras: now with Kung Fu grip! promoted this comment otakugirl was starred otakugirl was unstarred
    Image of Baroness Baroness
    11/18/09

    In reply to How Not to Advertise an Alcoholic Beverage
    That dragon is peeing on her. And Paris sort of likes it, before the disfiguring car crash.
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    Image of pmarble pmarble
    11/18/09

    In reply to How Not to Advertise an Alcoholic Beverage
    She's got a dragon in her pocket and baby he's ready to roar? Wait. No.
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    If_I_Had_a_Poodle promoted this comment pmarble was starred pmarble was unstarred
    Image of shostakobitch shostakobitch
    11/18/09

    In reply to How Not to Advertise an Alcoholic Beverage
    Forget it Hamilton, it's Chinatown.
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    Image of miss_msry miss_msry
    11/18/09

    In reply to How Not to Advertise an Alcoholic Beverage
    Are they riffing on Paris Hilton and her armpit chihuahuas?
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11/18/09

    In reply to How Not to Advertise an Alcoholic Beverage
    That big lizard is the ideal mascot for the advertised drink, 'cause with such low alcohol the night will just drag on.
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    Edited by AzureTexan at 11/18/09 5:22 PM AzureTexan was starred AzureTexan was unstarred
    Image of Airvault Airvault
    11/18/09

    In reply to How Not to Advertise an Alcoholic Beverage
    She goes to Chinatown and gets a dragon and all I've ever gotten was Kung Pao chicken and a STD? I have to stop drinking Joose.
     Reply
    Edited by Airvault at 11/18/09 5:21 PM Airvault was starred Airvault was unstarred
    Image of Richard Lawson Richard Lawson
    11/18/09

    In reply to How Not to Advertise an Alcoholic Beverage
    No longer chasing the dragon, Cindy gets drunk.
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    Image of Botswana Meat Commission FC Botswana Meat Commission FC
    11/18/09

    In reply to How Not to Advertise an Alcoholic Beverage
    She looks like Tiger's wife, no?
     Reply
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    Image of m4ximusprim3 m4ximusprim3
    11/18/09

    In reply to How Not to Advertise an Alcoholic Beverage
    Apparently Honah-lee resembles vegas at night. PP&M had it all wrong.
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    11/19/09

    @m4ximusprim3: Puff? Jackie?
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    If_I_Had_a_Poodle was starred If_I_Had_a_Poodle was unstarred
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