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    Eat Yogurt For Safety

    Your Fancy Bagels and Organic Cream Cheese Won't Last Forever
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    Image of BookishLatkeish BookishLatkeish
    11/30/09

    In reply to Eat Yogurt For Safety
    As my grandmother would say, "Uch, the goyim."
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    Image of Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate
    11/30/09

    In reply to Eat Yogurt For Safety
    "...led Lender's to sell its frozen bagels pre-sliced, even before they hit the Midwest in the 1970s."
    Nice!

    Of course the South doesn't have this problem because they don't know how to make bagels right.
    Le sigh.
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    Image of BookishLatkeish BookishLatkeish
    11/30/09

    @Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate: You mean Lender's hockey pucks, of course. Thems ain't bagels.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    11/30/09

    In reply to Eat Yogurt For Safety
    How about hot grits-related injuries, or getting thumped with a ham hock?
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    Image of blix blix
    11/30/09

    In reply to Eat Yogurt For Safety
    It's lunchtime. Let's be safe out there.
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    11/30/09

    In reply to Eat Yogurt For Safety
    Was going to wax poetic about the type of grandiose idiot who can't slice a bagel until I remembered cutting three out of five fingers opening a package of hotdogs at Girl Scout (cook with butane on an upended coffee can i.e. all kinds of dangerous, pee in a sour wooden box, sleep on a damp "damp from years of pee" mattress and generally have a pungent suck-ass time in the woods for selling fifty boxes of Thin Mints.) camp.

    So, yeah, can't really comment.
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    Image of Understater Understater
    11/30/09

    In reply to Eat Yogurt For Safety
    I've never in my life cut my finger while slicing a bagel. I feel so alienated.
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    Image of elinorwhyme elinorwhyme
    05/29/09

    In reply to Your Fancy Bagels and Organic Cream Cheese Won't Last Forever
    I don't feel guilty about the bagels or the books--even though I am trying to write one--but that piece on the organic dairy farmers did give me a twinge about buying crappy ole non-organic milk lately. Maybe it's the cows?
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    05/29/09

    @elinorwhyme:


    It's not moo, it's me.

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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    05/29/09

    In reply to Your Fancy Bagels and Organic Cream Cheese Won't Last Forever
    olive garden in times square.
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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    05/29/09

    @if_i_only_had_a_heart: Why would you eat there when there's a perfectly good TGIFriday's on Fifth Avenue? Nothing says 'Saturday' like a stroll through Cartier and some potstickers!
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    Image of DennyCrane DennyCrane
    05/29/09

    @HiredGoons: @if_i_only_had_a_heart: You're both wrong. Red Lobster is where it's at.
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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    05/29/09

    @DennyCrane: you sir, are correct.
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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    05/29/09

    In reply to Your Fancy Bagels and Organic Cream Cheese Won't Last Forever
    H&H is SO yesterday. It's all about Lenny's at 98th and Broadway. EVERYBODY knows that!
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    Image of DennyCrane DennyCrane
    05/29/09

    In reply to Your Fancy Bagels and Organic Cream Cheese Won't Last Forever
    Anyone who buys Dunkin Donuts bagels should be strung up by their heels and forced to watch Glenn Beck for all eternity.
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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    05/29/09

    @DennyCrane: <- concurs.
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    Image of Cheap Shot Cheap Shot
    05/29/09

    In reply to Your Fancy Bagels and Organic Cream Cheese Won't Last Forever
    My bagel places charge 6 or 7 bucks for a bagel and fish/lox spread. They could go straight to hell.
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    Image of allyzay allyzay
    05/29/09

    @Cheap Shot: WHERE DO YOU LIVE???
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    Image of Carol Gardens Carol Gardens
    05/29/09

    In reply to Your Fancy Bagels and Organic Cream Cheese Won't Last Forever
    Just as long as Ess-A-Bagel is still around. Oh my, I must go buy some lox to support the cause.
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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    05/29/09

    In reply to Your Fancy Bagels and Organic Cream Cheese Won't Last Forever
    Three mattresses is just decadent.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    05/29/09

    @HiredGoons:


    But there's probably a pea under one of them.

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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    05/29/09

    @Smitros: there's probably pee on all of them.
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    05/29/09

    @HiredGoons: oh giggles, you glorious little basterd.
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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    05/29/09

    @Banjo-Sea Kitten: it was a joint effort.
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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    05/29/09

    @HiredGoons: hm, I want a joint.
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    05/29/09

    @HiredGoons: Smitros did throw you a lazy lob. Wink. Stay off the drugs, baby.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    05/29/09

    @Banjo-Sea Kitten:


    I'm saving my wits for a weekend assault on Manhattan.

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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    05/29/09

    In reply to Your Fancy Bagels and Organic Cream Cheese Won't Last Forever
    De La Vega is a fortune cookie that sprouted opposable thumbs.
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    Image of Private Hangnail Private Hangnail
    05/29/09

    In reply to Your Fancy Bagels and Organic Cream Cheese Won't Last Forever
    I hope that guy is using an organic microbrewed bed bug repellant.
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