Years ago, when this fad had just started and I was just starting to tell kids to get off my lawn, I saw three white teenage kids walking up to the mall entrance wearing these baggy ass jeans.
It's a stupid thing to begin with but when it gets to teenage white kids, it's time to find a new look. And anyone that has ever seen Cops knows you can't evade in those things but I digress. It's winter and about Christmas shopping season, the only reason I would attempt any mall visit.
These jackasses waddle up to the curb and in a surprise move, they all jack up their pants like women gathering their skirts, so they can cross the puddles at the front access road.
Ya know, nothing really ruins the "thug gangsta" look like a curtsy... And that's all I can picture every time I see them (the terminally belt-less) now.
"It's time to grow up. You gotta go in them offices and look presentable, get a couple of checks. One thing, I just don't want people to not be able to grow up in hip-hop. That'll destroy it. We just can't go to 24 or 18 [years old] and stop."- Jay-Z, 2003
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And note to Suburban Yoots: it came from Riker's Island, from the one-size-fits-all pants. If one's trou hung really low, it meant you were available.
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It's a stupid thing to begin with but when it gets to teenage white kids, it's time to find a new look. And anyone that has ever seen Cops knows you can't evade in those things but I digress. It's winter and about Christmas shopping season, the only reason I would attempt any mall visit.
These jackasses waddle up to the curb and in a surprise move, they all jack up their pants like women gathering their skirts, so they can cross the puddles at the front access road.
Ya know, nothing really ruins the "thug gangsta" look like a curtsy... And that's all I can picture every time I see them (the terminally belt-less) now.
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Or cashfans, for that matter?
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Is that the same as the little gold horn against the malocchio?
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That should be embossed on a tee shirt, or engraved on a monument, or something.
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Seconded!
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Actually, they would have called up Sharpton and Don Imused the mother fucker.
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[www.theweeklydonut.com]
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Mmmm, donuts.
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