John Oliver: The U.S. Bail System Screws the Poor, Rewards Reality TV
John Oliver, HBO’s best critic of America’s broken-ass political and economic systems since The Wire, turned his attention this week to one of the brokenest-ass systems of all: the way we handle bail for people accused of crimes.
Here's the Video of Suge Knight Collapsed in Court
If you heard about Suge Knight collapsing in court yesterday and thought, "Damn, I wish there was video of that," well today's your lucky day.
Look out, Wyoming: Liz Cheney has posted bond and is a free woman.
Pistorius Granted Bail After Two-Hour Lecture from Magistrate
In a bizarrely lengthy ruling—the reading of which took nearly two hours, most of which was devoted to summary of the evidence and of South African law—Magistrate Desmond Nair granted bail to paralympic medalist Oscar Pistorius, who has been charged with premeditated murder in the shooting death of his girlfriend, law…
Strauss-Kahn Gets $1M Bail, Smiles and Waves
French politician and rumored "rutting chimpanzee" Dominique Strauss-Kahn has been granted $1 million bail and home detention while he awaits trial for the alleged sexual assault of a hotel chambermaid. Arriving in court, Strauss-Kahn gave "a quick smile to supporters in the gallery" Such a charmer! I guess he didn't…
Dominique Strauss-Kahn Denied Bail
IMF head Dominique Strauss-Kahn has been denied bail after being accused of sexually assaulting a maid in his Manhattan hotel this past weekend. Prosecutors say, plausibly, that Strauss-Kahn could easily hop a plane to France and never be extradited and be a whole new Roman Fucking Polanski, over there. [WSJ, photo…
Lindsay Lohan Arraigned and Released on $40,000 Bond
Lindsay Lohan had her millionth day in court today, this time to be arraigned on grand theft charges related to a necklace she supposedly stole from a store. She has to pony up $20,000 bail for that charge and another $20,000 for violating her parole for a string of DUIs that she already served a brief sentence for.
Iran Sets Bail for American Hiker
Iran says one of the three detained American hikers, Sarah Shourd, will be released if $500,000 bail is posted.
JetBlue Flight Attendant Steven Slater Is a Free Man
Steven Slater—the JetBlue flight attendant who walked off the job via inflatable slide and was arrested by the cops yesterday mid-embrace with his boyfriend—is a free man tonight after coming up with his $2,500 bail.
What the Lohans Taught Me About the Criminal Justice System
Every time Lindsay Lohan drinks, it costs $10,000. English muffins can trigger false positives on alcohol monitors. Probation is the most complicated thing in the world. These are the things I've learned from the daily travails of the Lohans.
Rich Guy Who Stole Millions Told to Go Wait in Luxury Condo
Ivy League-educated attorney Marc Dreier pleaded guilty yesterday to scamming various investors out of "at least" $400 million. Then he left court and returned to his $10 million condo. Being rich is nice!
