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    Brangelina! Brangelina! Brangelina!

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    Image of ampersandparade ampersandparade
    10/30/09

    In reply to Brangelina! Brangelina! Brangelina!
    My favorite thing about John and Edward (besides that they are the worst things ever) are that Britain basically tuned out on Sanjaya and in doing so rewarded Simon Cowell for it by allowing him to live through the horrifying event again twice over. I think this is absolutely appropriate as well as being sadistic on a national level and I support the errant behavior of the British voting public. #brangelina
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Brangelina! Brangelina! Brangelina!
    I realize I'm the only person in history ever to have this thought, but for some reason I think Bai Ling can do no wrong, while Bjork is just flat-out embarrassing.

    I know; I don't know what's become of me either. And it's even worse than you think: I also root openly for the Hipster Grifter. #brangelina
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    10/30/09

    @skahammer: Bjork can do no wrong in my eyes. Mostly because of this .gif that has nothing to do with her. #brangelina
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    10/30/09

    @skahammer: ..That's because you haven't yet had Bjork explain to you how a TV set operates! Draw your chair close to the crackling fire, for "it is Christmas time in Iceland.."
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    10/30/09

    @snugbug: I don't know, that video looks like it was made a while ago. Is that Bjork just being eccentric, or was that actually informative for Icelanders at the time? #brangelina
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    10/30/09

    @snugbug: I want to read this Danish book on television that teaches me not to be afraid. Does anyone know the title? #brangelina
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    10/30/09

    @skahammer: Team Bai as well. As Abraham Lincoln said, "Whatever you are, be a good one." I think Bai has taken that to heart. #brangelina
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    10/30/09

    @goetz: Sure. It's called "Television: The Operational Guide for Magical Elves from Outlier Galaxies." #bjorkthreadjack #brangelina
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    10/30/09

    @snugbug: If you put some jazzy piano behind that video, it's like Bjork is taking a Mister Rogers' Neighborhood-style tour of the inner workings of a TV (which makes sense, because Bjork lives in the Land of Make-Believe). Not nearly as informative, though. #brangelina
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    10/30/09

    @goetz: But her mind works on a poetic, not logical, level! I love that she approaches ordinary inanimate objects with such.. curiosity.

    What I love even more is that we're collectively ignoring Brangelina and Madonna & focusing on Bjork and Bai Ling. Good job, @all. #brangelina
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    10/30/09

    @snugbug: Someone needs to edit that video so that when she opens up the back of the TV, there are little cartoon electrons making the screen work, playing around, bouncing on her finger, etc. #brangelina
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    10/30/09

    @Caius: You make a very compelling argument for non sequiturs. But Newt Gingrich doesn't actually eat pizza with a spoon.

    And @snugbug: Dear God, that TV clip is nine kinds of fermented awesome. I may have been wrong about Bjork after all.
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    10/30/09

    @just assign me a random number: Iceland is a highly developed country with a 100 percent literacy rate. Pretty sure Icelanders were familiar with television by the late '80s, when this video was shot. #brangelina
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    10/09/09

    In reply to First One to Make a Party Animal Pun Gets Shot
    Ripe opportunity for "DOGGYSTYLE" tag, here.
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    10/09/09

    In reply to First One to Make a Party Animal Pun Gets Shot
    I was wondering why all these people were smiling and had clothes on. But then I read "ASPCA" instead of "PETA" and it all made sense.
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    04/06/09

    In reply to LiLo Dumps SamRo Via Twitter, Orders Applebee's To-Go Via Cell
    Samantha Ronson: For when you want to be seen dating a 14 year-old boy but don't want to go to jail.
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    Image of Carol Gardens Carol Gardens
    04/06/09

    In reply to LiLo Dumps SamRo Via Twitter, Orders Applebee's To-Go Via Cell
    Bravo. In a week where Gossip Girl is a rerun, this brief RL weirdness will have to hold me until the Housewives recap on Wednesday. Unless Jill Zarin or Silex does something wacky in public before then.
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    Image of Mike Jahn Mike Jahn
    04/06/09

    In reply to LiLo Dumps SamRo Via Twitter, Orders Applebee's To-Go Via Cell
    The drift I see in recent gossip stories points out the need for celebrity shootouts in Third World countries. Tom and Giselle should have invited Lilo and Sam, Jen and John, and Gwynneth and Colgate-Palmolive to the Costa Rica wedding. Then gotten the incumbent in the newly created position of wedding armorer to outfit them all with the latest weapons, and then given the paparazzi a Humvee from which to cover the happy occasion.
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    Image of SarahHeartburn SarahHeartburn
    04/06/09

    @Mike Jahn: I see you've already got the plot for your next novel.
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    04/06/09

    In reply to LiLo Dumps SamRo Via Twitter, Orders Applebee's To-Go Via Cell
    My vulva can bring on hurricanes.
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    04/06/09

    @newsnun: My fallopian tubes are nicknamed "El Niño" and "La Niña."
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    Image of Calraigh Calraigh
    04/06/09

    @newsnun: The sun shines out of my arse.
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    04/06/09

    @newsnun: I can build a castle from a single grain of sand. I can make a ship sail, on dry land.
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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    04/06/09

    @Calraigh: I actually fart perfume. REALLY.
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    Image of Calraigh Calraigh
    04/06/09

    @Oy Veh (Informality Reigns): Anything I'd know?
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    Image of Rumpelstilskin Rumpelstilskin
    04/06/09

    In reply to LiLo Dumps SamRo Via Twitter, Orders Applebee's To-Go Via Cell
    Such a wealth of items, where to begin?
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