'"We're not looking interested in digging up private details about private citizens," lies Gawker, stalking Goldmanites.' [Felix Salmon] [twitter.com]#goldmansachs
I took a Goldman Sachs girl to her Villanova Senior formal. Some hotel in AC. I'm pretty sure I was the first guy she ever kissed being that her mom was excited to meet me and drove down to Nova to say have fun. Got to the hotel and there was two beds, one she said was for me! That's all I got. #goldmansachs
First of all, my gut reaction to "finding out how Goldman spends its money" was: Models & Bottles. Upon seeing the words "charity", I downgraded to Bitches, Blow, and Forties.
As for the way the employees - well, let's refine this, the Investment Banking division, and to some extent the S&T division - are spending their money... We, the taxpayers, are endorsing this behavior as long as we're not agitating for reform. Rather than this semi-serious, semi-joking argument for monitoring GS spend, if you're unhappy about it, tell your representatives. If they don't do anything, vote with your vote, not with your slightly creepy surveillance.
Don't ascribe motivations to Goldman as an entity. There's nothing evil about the intrinsic business--at the end of the day, they are the ones negotiating and financing transactions that keep the economy greased. Instead, focus on the activities that fall beyond that strict interpretation and curtail those. Until then, we're complicit in this outrageous level of spend.
And I'm a consultant, so you know I hate those bastards; too many times, my Starwood Points have failed to buy me bottles or respect. They do come with that rather nice Heavenly Bed, though. #goldmansachs
Goldman is pretty evil though as any reader of #RollingStone knows. Rolling Stone has had excellent and detailed articles regarding #Goldmanstheft over the months - The latest was "Wall Street's Naked Swindle" by Matt Taibbi (I think he wrote most of them) in the October 15th issue. And yes, Rolling Stone has some excellent writers/researchers. #goldmansachs
The "Naked Swindle" article was discredited. For example, his use of the Pension system video made no mention of the rejection processes for those trades and the compliance constraints on writing options positions at institutions. He also materially mis-stated the process and clearinghouse systems for the share-acquisition portion of covering naked positions. Taibbi's sources are clueless kids.
I dispute that as well. The vampire squid is the entity making it all possible, the entity scraping the blood money off the top of each of your paychecks: the Federal Government. There's your bloodsucker; break out the forks and fires for the President and the leering cult of cash burners in Congress. #goldmansachs
@Unsolicited Advice: Ok, I get it. When the gov takes your money, it's bloodsucking. When Goldman does, it's the magic of the marketplace. #goldmansachs
Real estate agents, check out public records for that house in the photo. If he's got that thing zoned "agricultural" and he's paying less than $300k/yr in property taxes, we definitely need to go over there and drink his milkshake. (better watch out for snipers on the rooftops though) #goldmansachs
Goldman had to re-register as a bank holding company to get access to funds - then de-registered once they'd gotten them and paid them back.
The biggest problem is that there is an implied guarantee that the government won't let Goldman go boom, and will backstop it. They saw what happened with Lehman, and even Bernanke is on the record saying he doesn't want a second big unwinding.
Therefore, I think Goldman - like the commercial banks - should have to pay into a fund and hold reserves - like the commercial banks.
You can't trade and do business as a government-backed (and thus taxpayer-backed) entity and not pay for the privilege - or rather you can, but it is really more like picking a fight on the playground and then bolting while your 6-year-old kid sister's class takes the blows. #goldmansachs
This is salient, quality criticism. The implicit guarantee won't go away, though - I'm waiting for Moody's, S&P et al to start providing the Fannie Mae/Freddie Mac disclosures next to the AAA ratings. I'm also waiting for bank-to-Treasury yield spreads to widen again, because who doesn't love arbitrage?
@Unsolicited Advice: I don't care if the guarantee doesn't go away - but Goldman must pay for it, just like other banks do. You want help when things get rough, you pay a bit in the good times. It's not like it is a huge amount, but it can't be that they pay 0, quickly "become a bank" when they need help, and then run back to their treehouse and say "you can't catch me!". #goldmansachs
The trouble is determining a fair value for that right. And I'd argue that shedding that perception is extremely important for economic function. By hook or crook - break up their business units if you have to. #goldmansachs
@Unsolicited Advice: There are so many ways it is going to be tough (and therefore, Goldman will fight it).
1. They have a lower cost of capital, since no one thinks they have bankruptcy risk. Costs them less to get money to play with.
2. No counterparty risk penalty - no one is going to refuse to trade with them, or require some kind of reserve. Therefore, cheaper to trade.
3. Ease of getting clients: hey, it's Goldman, they can do our deal, bridge our loan, and we won't have to worry about them being unable to fulfill!
List goes on, but you get the drill. Anyhow, I'm off my soapbox. #goldmansachs
@FormerEnglishMajor: I own shares in GS and I think that they should build reserves.
It is ludicrous that they can go from thisclose to bankruptcy one year (including billions of federal relief via AIG) to paying obscene bonuses the next.
Who invented the rule that they pay c.50% of revenues to their employees? Great, they had a banner year. How about $5 billion in reserves and to hell with the comp ratio? It’s not as though anyone at GS will starve with a $17b comp pool.
It would save them calling in Warren B in times of emergency. And it would save the taxpayers the next time the excrement hits the fan.
I can't believe Lloyd B didn't get the shit scared out of him enough last year to adopt this simple solution. #goldmansachs
@registered: I am home now but will follow up tomorrow. I just think the reserves thing should be a lay-up, and they are fighting it (I was at a Women in FInance dinner last week where Sheila Bair spoke, she said that this is what was happening with the i-banks) #goldmansachs
"...we're not looking interested in digging up private details about private citizens. We just want to catalog how are tax dollars have been spent, and see where $23 billion goes."
This premise is so off-base and outright dumb, I don't even know where to begin. #goldmansachs
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(and maybe good for Goldman - quality books of business will move to a firm that can pay for them) #bailouts
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[twitter.com] #goldmansachs
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As for the way the employees - well, let's refine this, the Investment Banking division, and to some extent the S&T division - are spending their money... We, the taxpayers, are endorsing this behavior as long as we're not agitating for reform. Rather than this semi-serious, semi-joking argument for monitoring GS spend, if you're unhappy about it, tell your representatives. If they don't do anything, vote with your vote, not with your slightly creepy surveillance.
Don't ascribe motivations to Goldman as an entity. There's nothing evil about the intrinsic business--at the end of the day, they are the ones negotiating and financing transactions that keep the economy greased. Instead, focus on the activities that fall beyond that strict interpretation and curtail those. Until then, we're complicit in this outrageous level of spend.
And I'm a consultant, so you know I hate those bastards; too many times, my Starwood Points have failed to buy me bottles or respect. They do come with that rather nice Heavenly Bed, though. #goldmansachs
10/15/09
10/15/09
The "Naked Swindle" article was discredited. For example, his use of the Pension system video made no mention of the rejection processes for those trades and the compliance constraints on writing options positions at institutions. He also materially mis-stated the process and clearinghouse systems for the share-acquisition portion of covering naked positions. Taibbi's sources are clueless kids.
#MattTaibbi
#MattTaibbiisanidiot #goldmansachs
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I dispute that as well. The vampire squid is the entity making it all possible, the entity scraping the blood money off the top of each of your paychecks: the Federal Government. There's your bloodsucker; break out the forks and fires for the President and the leering cult of cash burners in Congress. #goldmansachs
10/15/09
10/15/09
10/15/09
10/15/09
The biggest problem is that there is an implied guarantee that the government won't let Goldman go boom, and will backstop it. They saw what happened with Lehman, and even Bernanke is on the record saying he doesn't want a second big unwinding.
Therefore, I think Goldman - like the commercial banks - should have to pay into a fund and hold reserves - like the commercial banks.
You can't trade and do business as a government-backed (and thus taxpayer-backed) entity and not pay for the privilege - or rather you can, but it is really more like picking a fight on the playground and then bolting while your 6-year-old kid sister's class takes the blows. #goldmansachs
10/15/09
This is salient, quality criticism. The implicit guarantee won't go away, though - I'm waiting for Moody's, S&P et al to start providing the Fannie Mae/Freddie Mac disclosures next to the AAA ratings. I'm also waiting for bank-to-Treasury yield spreads to widen again, because who doesn't love arbitrage?
#qualitycriticismofbanks #goldmansachs
10/15/09
10/15/09
The trouble is determining a fair value for that right. And I'd argue that shedding that perception is extremely important for economic function. By hook or crook - break up their business units if you have to. #goldmansachs
10/15/09
1. They have a lower cost of capital, since no one thinks they have bankruptcy risk. Costs them less to get money to play with.
2. No counterparty risk penalty - no one is going to refuse to trade with them, or require some kind of reserve. Therefore, cheaper to trade.
3. Ease of getting clients: hey, it's Goldman, they can do our deal, bridge our loan, and we won't have to worry about them being unable to fulfill!
List goes on, but you get the drill. Anyhow, I'm off my soapbox. #goldmansachs
10/15/09
I was under the impression they registered (first time) as a bank holding company late last year and still operated under these rules.
I'd appreciate a follow-up. #goldmansachs
10/15/09
It is ludicrous that they can go from thisclose to bankruptcy one year (including billions of federal relief via AIG) to paying obscene bonuses the next.
Who invented the rule that they pay c.50% of revenues to their employees? Great, they had a banner year. How about $5 billion in reserves and to hell with the comp ratio? It’s not as though anyone at GS will starve with a $17b comp pool.
It would save them calling in Warren B in times of emergency. And it would save the taxpayers the next time the excrement hits the fan.
I can't believe Lloyd B didn't get the shit scared out of him enough last year to adopt this simple solution. #goldmansachs
10/15/09
10/15/09
10/15/09
This premise is so off-base and outright dumb, I don't even know where to begin. #goldmansachs
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