Dominyk Alfonseca says he didn’t rob that bank. He just handed a teller a note asking for $150,000 that wasn’t his, collected it from her, walked out with it, and then put photos and videos of the whole thing on Instagram.

On Sept. 23, 63-year-old Gail Simpson was arrested for robbing a Wells Fargo branch in southwest Miami. But that Simpson is a prolific elderly bank robber—she's currently on probation stemming from a June conviction for felony attempted armed robbery—is not the most interesting thing about her. No, it's that she…

Sarah McLoud and Robert Owens could have at least cleared their internet histories before reportedly robbing a bank on Friday.

It took police in New London, Connecticut, all of six minutes to apprehend 35-year-old Jerry Thompson after he allegedly robbed a Citizens Bank located one block away from police headquarters.

People have been spotting Mitt Romney everywhere since his November defeat: at Disneyland, in Burger King, at a gas station, at the White House. And yesterday robbing a bank in Virginia, wearing a Florida State sweatshirt. Or, hmm. Maybe that's just a guy in a Mitt Romney mask.

Law enforcement officials in York County, Nebraska, believe they have a key piece of evidence necessary to convict a 19-year-old woman of bank robbery and motor vehicle theft: A YouTube video she posted last week in which she brags about robbing a bank and stealing a car.

Barely a month and a half after Fox News shocked the nation by airing a car chase that ended in a graphic close-up shot of a suicide, Los Angeles-area television stations were back showing live police pursuits without a tape delay.

Nearly twenty years after he robbed a Vienna-based branch of Erste Bank, Otto Neuman is getting a significant amount of the money he stole returned to him because no one else wants it.

James Verone, a 59-year-old former truck driver, was having serious medical problems that he couldn't afford to get checked out or treated. If only North Carolina had a free, state-run health-care system!, he thought. Then he realized it does: in prison.

This weekend a pair of bank robbers in the Chicago area used nun masks to disguise themselves, the same ones that Ben Affleck and his crew wore to rob banks in the 2010 movie The Town.

Robbing banks in stupid costumes is so hot these days. But one Connecticut crook has put them all to shame: Police in Wolcott are looking for a man who robbed a bank on Thursday dressed as Spinal Tap's Derek Smalls.

69-year-old John Stolarz was released from federal prison on Wednesday after serving 22 years for robbing banks. Yesterday, Stolarz tried to rob a midtown Manhattan bank with a knife. It didn't work out so well.

Attention, bank robbers: if you're trying to rob a Chase branch, and the bank teller just walks away from you rudely, don't be offended—they're just following company policy! Incorporate this knowledge in your future robbery plans. [Daily Intel; Pic]

Conrad Zdzierak used a "Hollywood quality" mask called "The Player" to rob four banks and a CVS, evading capture because the mask was black and Conrad... wasn't. Police nabbed Zdzierak thanks to a Crimestoppers tip. [ABC Action News; tip via]

Patricia Edwards walked into a Sanford, FL Bank of America branch last week and robbed it—because, she later explained, "it was something I had on my ‘bucket list.'" Patricia has leukemia, but it's not terminal. She's just terminally awesome.