Barack Obama Endorses Hillary Clinton For President
As expected, President Barack Obama (a superdelegate) has endorsed Hillary Clinton in her bid to become the first female president of the United States. “I don’t think there’s ever been someone so qualified to hold this office,” he said in a video announcement.
Obama Congratulates Clinton, Promises to Meet With Sanders
Shortly before midnight, The White House announced that President Obama had personally spoken to both Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders Tuesday evening, commending the former for her presumptive nomination and the latter for “energizing millions of Americans.”
An Obama Assassination Plot and the Furry Anarchist Forum That Dreamed Too Big for Wikipedia
When the faceless editors of Wikipedia decide an article is not fit for public consumption, it’s gone, only accessible to the site’s top editors—at least, it was. But now we’re keeping track of all the articles Wikipedia doesn’t see fit to print, to present you with very best of the site’s weirdest and worst.
Finally, Alex Jones Explains Why Michelle Obama Murdered Joan Rivers
Remember when Michelle Obama murdered Joan Rivers a few years ago? Neither do we. But Infowarrior king Alex Jones sure does. And as always, he’s more than happy to offer the answers we seek: Because she revealed FLOTUS’s secret penis to the world, Joan Rivers had to die.
Facebook Live Stopped Working Before BuzzFeed’s Facebook Live Interview with Obama Even Began
On Friday, Gawker reported that YouTube and Facebook would simultaneously livestream BuzzFeed’s live interview with the President of the United States, which took place today at 2:50 p.m. But it turns out that only the former service was able to hold up their end of the bargain. As you can see in the video below,…
Obama: Don't Do Drugs or You'll End Up Like Macklemore
In this week’s White House address, President Obama has a bone-chilling message for our nation’s youths: Stay away from drugs—or you, too, could end up like 9/11 truther and occasional anti-semitic caricature Macklemore.
BuzzFeed to Interview Obama on Facebook Live, Same Medium It Used to Explode Some Fruit
Last month, BuzzFeed successfully convinced hundreds of thousands of unsuspecting Facebook users to watch a pair of employees use rubber bands to make a watermelon explode. Next week, the news and entertainment behemoth will use Facebook and YouTube to interview the President of the United States.
The White House Really Wants You To Know That Barack Obama Isn't Going to Apologize for Dropping the Bomb on Japan
Later this month, the White House announced on Tuesday, President Barack Obama will become the first sitting American president to visit Hiroshima, Japan. According to the New York Times, the president is “loath to be seen as apologizing for that chapter in American history.”
Prompted by Panama Papers, Obama Administration Cracks Down on International Tax Evasion
On Thursday night, the Obama administration announced that it was taking executive action to close loopholes that enable the kind of tax evasion and money laundering recently revealed by the Panama Papers. The new regulations will compel companies to disclose more information about their owners, the Associated Press…
Army Captain Sues Obama Claiming He Doesn't Have the Legal Authority to Fight ISIS
On Wednesday, U.S. Army Captain Nathan Michael Smith sued President Obama, alleging that he does not have the legal authority to wage war against ISIS in Iraq and Syria.
Someone Tell President Obama To Stop Dropping the Mic
President Barack Obama, the most calculatingly cool president to ever grace the Oval Office, made a big ol’ fuss last night at the White House Correspondent’s Dinner—more so even than the pair of actually brawling reporters also in attendance.
