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    Meet Perez Hilton's Ghost

    Perez Hilton: In My Defense, I Don't Actually Write That Crap
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    Image of Bklynexpat Bklynexpat
    07/17/09

    In reply to Meet Perez Hilton's Ghost
    Wow, she went to college. You wouldn't know if by those posts. They need an editor.
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    onehotmess promoted this comment Bklynexpat was starred Bklynexpat was unstarred
    Image of onehotmess onehotmess
    07/17/09

    @Bklynexpat: No shit. That site reads like a 6 year old writes it.
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    Image of Dominant Glee Club Dominant Glee Club
    07/18/09

    @Bklynexpat: Eventually a company will develop a computer specifically for blogging that will render it impossible to get things as grammatically incorrect as Marshmellow Lavender and Co. It will look surprisingly similar to the McDonald's cash register, which is a bonus since Mario already knows how to operate one.
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    The Dominant Glee Club promoted this comment Dominant Glee Club was starred Dominant Glee Club was unstarred
    Image of SybilDisobedience SybilDisobedience
    07/18/09

    @Bklynexpat: Hey, it just says she WENT to college, not that she did well in English. I went to school with plenty of virtually-illiterates.
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    Image of Alaska Miller Alaska Miller
    07/17/09

    In reply to Meet Perez Hilton's Ghost
    The festering blister on my foot's pretty normal, too, when you forget to switch out fresh socks and gold bond.
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    Image of The One The One
    07/17/09

    In reply to Meet Perez Hilton's Ghost
    "She's actually pretty normal, when not pretending to be her brother."

    They said Charles Whitmas was pretty normal when not on a shooting rampage...
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    Image of yourfriendandneighbor yourfriendandneighbor
    07/18/09

    @The One: Norman Bates was pretty normal when he wasn't pretending to be his mother.
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    Image of miss_msry miss_msry
    07/17/09

    In reply to Perez Hilton: In My Defense, I Don't Actually Write That Crap
    Looks like a penny rent boy is twisting his nuts.
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    Diziet_Sma promoted this comment miss_msry was starred miss_msry was unstarred
    Image of irishflyesq irishflyesq
    07/17/09

    In reply to Perez Hilton: In My Defense, I Don't Actually Write That Crap
    I think a better defense would be, "In my defense, who actually reads this crap"?
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    07/17/09

    In reply to Perez Hilton: In My Defense, I Don't Actually Write That Crap
    Good God, he looks like a raging piglet caught in a farmer's net.
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    Gabriel Snyder promoted this comment Spirit Fingers was starred Spirit Fingers was unstarred
    Image of kookla kookla
    07/17/09

    @Spirit Fingers: And the farmer's behind him saying "Squeal, lil piggie!" Cue banjo music.
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    Image of She_of_the_Socks She_of_the_Socks
    07/17/09

    @Spirit Fingers: "Raging piglet" is an image that is really doing it for me today. Nicely done.
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    Image of kookla kookla
    07/17/09

    In reply to Perez Hilton: In My Defense, I Don't Actually Write That Crap
    I could barely get through the article, because I couldn't stop laughing at that screen capture. The comments are just a bonus. You guys crack me up.
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    Image of FaceMelter FaceMelter
    07/17/09

    @kookla:

    Laughing? I'm cringing over here. So much so that it's difficult to browse Gawker because that asshole's face is lingering in the top bar. The aura coming off of him is so fucking disgusting. Please make it stop!
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    Image of kookla kookla
    07/17/09

    @FaceMelter: True. The novelty eventually wears off and then you find yourself gagging on your stomach bile.
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    Edited by kookla at 07/17/09 4:03 PM kookla was starred kookla was unstarred
    Image of Blueberry26 Blueberry26
    07/17/09

    In reply to Perez Hilton: In My Defense, I Don't Actually Write That Crap
    When the whole reason for your fame is what you write in a blog, you'd think one would want to keep the presence of ghost writers a secret. And pay attention to what words others are putting into your mouth. Like the whole Shakespeare debate.
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    07/17/09

    In reply to Perez Hilton: In My Defense, I Don't Actually Write That Crap
    Ah, so he'll throw his own sister under the bus? Damn this guy is klassy!
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    Gabriel Snyder promoted this comment Conchie Birdie was starred Conchie Birdie was unstarred
    Image of BarryWembrey BarryWembrey
    07/17/09

    In reply to Perez Hilton: In My Defense, I Don't Actually Write That Crap
    I for one, am actually shocked by this revelation. Perez posts so many items per day. Double the amount of other gossip blogs that while he is a jerk of the highest order, I mistakenly attributed his endless toiling work ethic as his one redeeming quality. Now I see his just a hate filled man with no redeeming quality. Good to know.
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    Gabriel Snyder promoted this comment BarryWembrey was starred BarryWembrey was unstarred
    Image of bluebears bluebears
    07/17/09

    In reply to Perez Hilton: In My Defense, I Don't Actually Write That Crap
    who draws the dripping semen?
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    Image of Diziet_Sma Diziet_Sma
    07/17/09

    @bluebears: That's drawn on?
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    07/17/09

    @Diziet_Sma: subtle, I know.
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    Image of mina324 mina324
    07/17/09

    In reply to Perez Hilton: In My Defense, I Don't Actually Write That Crap
    Does he realize how quickly he's digging his own grave? It's almost like he's planning a hyper-dramatic downfall, except he's still not going away.
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    Gabriel Snyder promoted this comment mina324 was starred mina324 was unstarred
    Image of God God
    07/17/09

    In reply to Perez Hilton: In My Defense, I Don't Actually Write That Crap
    Satan and Prez Hilton totally had sex once. Satan came home crying and didn't talk to anyone for three days.
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    Samanthrax promoted this comment God was starred God was unstarred
    Image of Charlotte Rae's Web Charlotte Rae's Web
    07/17/09

    @God then he went to get an emeter reading at a scientology group.
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    RandomLunatic promoted this comment Charlotte Rae's Web was starred Charlotte Rae's Web was unstarred
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