School Narrowly Averts Underage Orgy By Covering Shoulder-Baring Dress
Who knows what disaster would have stricken last Saturday's Preference Dance if Lone Peak (Utah) High School student Gabi Finlayson had been allowed to expose her dangerous teenage shoulders? Angry adolescent boners? Sexual thoughts? A bacchanalian orgy right there on the dance floor? Thank god (and some courageous,…
