And we have a winner. Ya know, if we knew you people would do this kind of thing for us, we never would have looked for another job in the first place.

So this is how Manhattan ends: As New Jersey. Jon Bon Jovi, the rocker polymath and heartthrob to millions of by-now unhappily married women, is moving with his family into a loft atop the old New Museum building at 183 158 Mercer, according to the NYP. The 7-room, $26 million "trophy penthouse" is, per the Prudential…