Police say the owner of an anatomy-focused cafe called Java Juggs may have taken the adage "sex sells" a bit too far, allegedly raking in millions of dollars with a less-than-legal side business.
"Service isn't considered lesser than other professions because it's less honorable, or even requires fewer skills... These jobs are seen as lesser because we made them this way." Former barista Molly Osberg on the unstated Brooklyn class war.
To be a successful barista in today's competitive market, you must be twentysomething and very sexy. Shirley Stagner and Tina Holcombe are in their 40s, which automatically makes them very unsexy—and, therefore, completely unqualified to bariste at Hot Java Hunnies, the sexiest coffee depot in Kent, Washington.
Starbucks has new rules (the first rule of Starbucks is: Don't talk about Starbucks). Baristas can now make only two drinks at once, and must steam new milk for every drink. Lines will get long. But fresh steamed milk!
