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    Push Him Real Good

    The Kingdom of St. Jetersburg: Derek Jeter's Awesome Sex Palace of Shagged Balls.

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    Image of Steverino Begins Steverino Begins
    12:44 PM

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    Stars Contemplate Suicide vs. Life Without Oprah's Couch
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    12:40 PM

    In reply to Push Him Real Good
    Antiquated, Fading Pillar Stands Atop Palace
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    12:34 PM

    In reply to Push Him Real Good
    Tom Cruise Finally Taller Than Citizens of Seville
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    Image of Bos'un's Mate Bos'un's Mate
    12:12 PM

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    Edited by Bos'un's Mate at 11/30/09 12:13 PM Bos'un's Mate was starred Bos'un's Mate was unstarred
    Image of smithhimself smithhimself
    12:08 PM

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    Thank you for this, Brian.

    What she's really thinking is: "Wow, he really is a midget!"
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    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    11:45 AM

    In reply to Push Him Real Good
    Maybe she's thinking, "is that cum in his hair or gel?"
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    Image of depardoo depardoo
    11:43 AM

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    Tiny sentient being stares at a thetan and his consort.
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    Image of TedSez TedSez
    11:35 AM

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    Vampire Francisco Franco Is Still Undead!
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    Image of Tattertotter Tattertotter
    11:13 AM

    In reply to Push Him Real Good
    Cameron, thinking: Hmm, was that scene in Vanilla Sky where I told Tom ". . . you came in my mouth, I swallowed your sperm . . ." really the beginning of the end of my career?
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    11:11 AM

    In reply to Push Him Real Good
    Well, obviously, absolutely no one cares about these two people.
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    Image of sarrible sarrible
    11/29/09

    In reply to The Kingdom of St. Jetersburg: Derek Jeter's Awesome Sex Palace of Shagged Balls.
    Mmmm. Tim Riggins. Foster, that made me very happy.
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    Image of BowlingForDollars BowlingForDollars
    11/29/09

    In reply to The Kingdom of St. Jetersburg: Derek Jeter's Awesome Sex Palace of Shagged Balls.
    Ugh, Jeter. He's not even handsome.

    But I guess the women who date him think his bank account is.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    11/29/09

    @BowlingForDollars: Handsome? Who needs handsome when you get free implants?

    (Not related to Jeter, but related to what you said & the item about the Aussie quack doctor in this post.)
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    Image of takeouteurotrash takeouteurotrash
    11/29/09

    In reply to The Kingdom of St. Jetersburg: Derek Jeter's Awesome Sex Palace of Shagged Balls.
    Not that Jay ever put out an album that trumped Illmatic, but he did expound on the above song, and handled that sample with great care. Also, caviar is to 1998 as Lexus is to 1996. Which is true, although I'm not sure what that says. Yeah.

    [www.youtube.com]
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    11/29/09

    @takeouteurotrash: You can imbed the video directly by clicking the "You Tube" logo at the bottom of your comment box and dropping the URL in there instead. Like this.
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    11/29/09

    @Lysergic Asset: Hell yeah.
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    Image of takeouteurotrash takeouteurotrash
    11/29/09

    @Lysergic Asset: Goddamned kids, and your fancy interneting.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    11/29/09

    @takeouteurotrash: After being away from commenting for about a year, I literally had to send Gabriel an e-mail to figure out how to make a comment. The commenting page looks completely different from how it used to, and I couldn't figure out what the hell "Share" was referring to. So, you are not alone.

    (I still don't remember how to imbed a hyperlink - inserting a link beneath text - so if you figure that one out, let me know.)
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    Image of takeouteurotrash takeouteurotrash
    11/29/09

    @Lysergic Asset: TEST
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    Image of takeouteurotrash takeouteurotrash
    11/29/09

    @Lysergic Asset: TEAMWORK!!
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    11/29/09

    @takeouteurotrash: You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours. Too sweet!
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    11/29/09

    @takeouteurotrash: I think I'm going to need some practice on this (it didn't work my first try), but thanks!
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    Image of secretagentman secretagentman
    11/29/09

    In reply to The Kingdom of St. Jetersburg: Derek Jeter's Awesome Sex Palace of Shagged Balls.
    Who thought remaking Karate Kid was a good idea? With an 11 yr old? Fail!
    Also, Beyonce is not only gorgeous and talented, she works her ass off and has a great sense of humor. If JZ screws that up he will be the dumbest man alive.
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    Image of Motoko Kusanagi Motoko Kusanagi
    11/29/09

    In reply to The Kingdom of St. Jetersburg: Derek Jeter's Awesome Sex Palace of Shagged Balls.
    Tip: If you find Derek Jeter interesting/attractive/admirable, you are "bronze" class humanity.
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