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    The One Where Joe Jackson and Everyone Else Is Or Has A Dick

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    Image of jasonelias jasonelias
    11/07/09

    In reply to The One Where Joe Jackson and Everyone Else Is Or Has A Dick
    Was Joe married to Michael Jackson? He's talking alimony numbers, it's the take Khloe Kardishan's going for when she divorces that guy she's not married to. #slumdogmillionare
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    Image of ninety_nine ninety_nine
    11/07/09

    In reply to The One Where Joe Jackson and Everyone Else Is Or Has A Dick
    Oh, big ups to McDonaugh's. You could walk in there at 4:30 (AM) after even Starvin' Marvin wouldn't sell you beer and they would serve up a six pack with the caps popped and you could march back out into the early morning light feeling like a very clever hobo. And they told Durtiz he was too late? Total snub. #slumdogmillionare
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    11/07/09

    @ninety_nine: I knew you'd know where that was. Savannah snubbed Duritz because of late hours? Unlikely. #slumdogmillionare
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    Image of Magister Magister
    11/07/09

    @ninety_nine: Perhaps only in Savannah could a girl get away with "Does my napkin smell like chloroform?"

    Oh, and others have theorized about Durtiz "abilities". It's about the only way to come to grips with his impressive list of former lovers. #slumdogmillionare
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    Image of RandomLunatic RandomLunatic
    11/07/09

    In reply to The One Where Joe Jackson and Everyone Else Is Or Has A Dick
    Penis. [Edit: I have resisted randomly and puckishly posting that word in the comments here for ages now. Thank you, Foster, for providing a perfectly legitimate opportunity for me to finally do so.]#slumdogmillionare
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    Image of secretagentman secretagentman
    11/07/09

    In reply to The One Where Joe Jackson and Everyone Else Is Or Has A Dick
    I do not think Arsenio likes Paula like that, if you know what I mean, and I think you do. Also, he has a very large penis. #slumdogmillionare
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    Image of sarrible sarrible
    11/07/09

    In reply to The One Where Joe Jackson and Everyone Else Is Or Has A Dick
    I heard Swisher was dating Joanna Garcia from Gossip Girl. I would've thought she, at least, would have better taste than the Murray Hill Brother Jimmy's. The UES one, maybe. #slumdogmillionare
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    Image of lionboy lionboy
    11/07/09

    In reply to The One Where Joe Jackson and Everyone Else Is Or Has A Dick
    Statistically speaking, odds are against Dev Patel having a huge schlong. The average penis length in India is the smallest of any country that studies the size of its dicks. This information comes from "Manswers" on Spike TV, which is no Discovery Channel, but clearly has lots of dickpertise. #slumdogmillionare
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    11/07/09

    @lionboy: Which is why he's the One and Only. Literally. #slumdogmillionare
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    Image of lionboy lionboy
    11/07/09

    @Foster Kamer: If so, she really does need to keep a close eye on him because there will be a billion deprived Indian women wanting to get a piece of it. #slumdogmillionare
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    Image of Island of Misfit Toys Island of Misfit Toys
    11/07/09

    In reply to The One Where Joe Jackson and Everyone Else Is Or Has A Dick
    If Joe Jackson gets even one penny from that estate, I will lose all faith in the American Justice System, the US Constitution and the American Revolution. #slumdogmillionare
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    Image of tigolbitties tigolbitties
    11/07/09

    In reply to The One Where Joe Jackson and Everyone Else Is Or Has A Dick
    josh duhamel must have a thing for butter faces?!?!?
    also hamno, i don't know how folks are going to take not having some gangsta ass shit via the post this morning! #slumdogmillionare
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    Image of TheUptightMidwesterner TheUptightMidwesterner
    11/07/09

    In reply to The One Where Joe Jackson and Everyone Else Is Or Has A Dick
    I actually find Counting Crows songs to be more palatable when they are sung by staggeringly drunk 40 year old men who you just know walked around campus 15 years ago in a goatie and those hgrrid hemp-weave hoodies. #slumdogmillionare
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    11/03/09

    In reply to Where the Child Things Are
    Did you photoshop out the ciggie? I'm just conditioned to expect it in conjunction with the combo of leather jacket and "hipster sombrero". #hughjackman
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    11/03/09

    In reply to Where the Child Things Are
    Hugh Jackman trying to relieve the itch from a bad case of worms. #hughjackman
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    Image of goetz goetz
    11/03/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: He's doing the Hugh-scoots. #hughjackman
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    11/03/09

    @goetz: That would be a top video on youtube #hughjackman
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    Image of goetz goetz
    11/03/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: The musical had a forty two week run at the Imperial Theater. #hughjackman
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    Image of StonedAndDethroned StonedAndDethroned
    11/03/09

    In reply to Where the Child Things Are
    "After this you want to hop on the sling I MEAN swing!" #hughjackman
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    Image of shostakobitch shostakobitch
    11/03/09

    In reply to Where the Child Things Are
    Something in this picture isn't straight - the slide. #hughjackman
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    Image of TedSez TedSez
    11/03/09

    In reply to Where the Child Things Are
    In Australia, the slides twist in the other direction. #hughjackman
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    Image of GORDONGARTRELLE GORDONGARTRELLE
    11/03/09

    In reply to Where the Child Things Are
    WolverWHEEEEEEEEE!n. #hughjackman
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