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    Michael Lohan and Jon Gosselin Actually Formed a Coalition of the Azzwizzards

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    Image of TedSez TedSez
    02:38 PM

    In reply to Michael Lohan and Jon Gosselin Actually Formed a Coalition of the Azzwizzards
    Seriously, if a beauty pageant asks you who you'd like to have lunch with, the answer is always Jesus.

    Rounding out the Top Ten are Abe Lincoln, Oprah Winfrey, Ronald Reagan, Betsy Ross, your grandfather, Robert Pattinson, your grandmother, George Bush Sr., George Bush Jr., and that lady on the Supreme Court who achieved so much even if most of her views are wrong.
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    Image of Unsolicited Advice Unsolicited Advice
    02:28 PM

    In reply to Michael Lohan and Jon Gosselin Actually Formed a Coalition of the Azzwizzards
    Miles and miles of squares, and still nobody cares...
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    Image of unclevanya unclevanya
    01:43 PM

    In reply to Michael Lohan and Jon Gosselin Actually Formed a Coalition of the Azzwizzards
    Too many stories, to much to do before Thanksgiving, so I stopped at "West Wing actress"...

    She's not unknown to a West Wingnut like me. How I love to revisit my DVDs and hear the late, great John Spencer bellow from his desk, "MARGARET!" -- and NiCole Robinson would appear and be hilarious without fail.

    I read the dog story. I have no thoughts on it. And I will wait till New Moon is on cable to see it. But thank you for the Talking Heads clip. It reminds me that I have to replace my broken Stop Making Sense DVD...
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    03:00 PM

    @unclevanya: OH. Wait. NiCole Robinson is Margaret? She's great! I still don't get why she's talking about J-Lo's dog, but she's awesome. They should've given her more scene with Lily Tomlin in the fourth season. And I stopped watching after that except for the last season.
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    Image of CumaeanSibyl CumaeanSibyl
    12:44 PM

    In reply to Michael Lohan and Jon Gosselin Actually Formed a Coalition of the Azzwizzards
    Pattinson and Daniel Radcliffe ought to form a support group for victims of capital-F Fandom, except that such a group would itself inspire terabytes of gay BDSM crossover fanfiction.
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    Image of katekate is squared katekate is squared
    12:42 PM

    In reply to Michael Lohan and Jon Gosselin Actually Formed a Coalition of the Azzwizzards
    Is that guy in the pink shirt also in the AzzWizzard Coalition? Then it could be a triumvirate.

    Feel better, Foster! Although I must admit that I'm enjoying this slightly pain-crazed version of you.
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    Image of TheUptightMidwesterner TheUptightMidwesterner
    12:31 PM

    In reply to Michael Lohan and Jon Gosselin Actually Formed a Coalition of the Azzwizzards
    Reading this is like doing a bump off some club kid's ass.
    I wait for it every Saturday morning in agony when I am stuck working.
    Oh Foster, you make me love you.
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    Image of momof3wildkids momof3wildkids
    12:28 PM

    In reply to Michael Lohan and Jon Gosselin Actually Formed a Coalition of the Azzwizzards
    Why do I think both Poppa Lohan and Jon Gosselin are sexting Lindsay? Sort of a blackberry 3way.
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    Image of Swifter Swifter
    12:23 PM

    In reply to Michael Lohan and Jon Gosselin Actually Formed a Coalition of the Azzwizzards
    Balk is contagious, it seems.
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    Image of bboston88 bboston88
    12:22 PM

    In reply to Michael Lohan and Jon Gosselin Actually Formed a Coalition of the Azzwizzards
    You're so sassy and slightly hostile lately Foster, I love it!
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    12:23 PM

    @bboston88: Fuckoff. / <3 U 2.
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    Edited by Foster Kamer at 11/21/09 12:24 PM Foster Kamer was starred Foster Kamer was unstarred
    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    12:15 PM

    In reply to Michael Lohan and Jon Gosselin Actually Formed a Coalition of the Azzwizzards
    This gossip roundup brought to you by Red Bull, Sugar Coated Frosted Flakes and crystal meth.

    (I kid you, Foster.)
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    12:17 PM

    @Lysergic Asset: I could probably use any of those three things at this point. Actually, only one.
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    Image of momof3wildkids momof3wildkids
    12:39 PM

    @Foster Kamer: What you really need is codeine. Stat.
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    12:57 PM

    @momof3wildkids: Can I put it in my ear?
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    Image of bowel_and_the_obstructors bowel_and_the_obstructors
    12:57 PM

    @Foster Kamer: Are you hungover?
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    01:09 PM

    @bowel_and_the_obstructors: Can you READ?
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    Image of momof3wildkids momof3wildkids
    01:16 PM

    @Foster Kamer: My son has a wicked ear infection right now. He does have drops to pop in his ears for pain -- Auralgan is the brand name. The drops work quickly. There is an OTC drop that works a bit, but not at well as Auralgam: Similasan Homeopathic Ear Drops for pain.

    - Dr. Momof3wildkids
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    01:20 PM

    @momof3wildkids: No shit. #tips indeed. Also, a big #notafraidtobeservicey for you. Thanks. If I go to the doctor, will they give me the good stuff for pain? Because this shit hurts.
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    Edited by Foster Kamer at 11/21/09 1:21 PM Foster Kamer was starred Foster Kamer was unstarred
    Image of momof3wildkids momof3wildkids
    01:26 PM

    @Foster Kamer: There should be no issue to ask for a pain drop and get it. The Rx is a topical anesthetic so it isn't like codeine, oxy etc where you could get hooked.

    There are many different names for the benzocaine drop, but you want benzocaine. Benzocaine is the key.
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    02:21 PM

    @momof3wildkids: Okay, so, update on The Great Gawker Weekend Ear Infection of 09: my local pharmacy (run by a bunch of Italian brothers, who diagnose most illnesses with "HA: Pussy.") told me I definitely need an Rx for Auralgan, so I had to buy this shit in the mean time:

    [www.similasanusa.com]

    Mind you, I've never purchased a homeopathic product in my life. This is a first. Desperate times. Also, I walked there at an angle. That was strange.
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    Image of momof3wildkids momof3wildkids
    02:54 PM

    @Foster Kamer: Yep, I've used it before. According to my son Patch, it doesn't work nearly as well, but it helps.

    Get to a doc in a box (walk in clinic) when you are done today. The beautiful thing about ear infections is that they clear up fast w/antibiotics-- and the painkiller drops.

    Bonne Sante.
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    Image of BlinkyMcChuck BlinkyMcChuck
    11/18/09

    In reply to Six Paparazzi Set-Ups We Never Want to See Again
    Oh, I don't know. Marc in a skirt is fun for me.
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    Image of Tart of Darkness Tart of Darkness
    11/18/09

    In reply to Six Paparazzi Set-Ups We Never Want to See Again
    I'd also like to add that I am tired of pictures of Angenlina and Brad, Sarah Jessica Parker and the Olsen twins doing anything legal. #siennamiller
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    Image of ms_priestypants ms_priestypants
    11/17/09

    In reply to Six Paparazzi Set-Ups We Never Want to See Again
    Two things: Sienna Miller's dog is the ugliest thing I have ever seen, and whatever that hangliding/papoose attachment is that the Schreiber-Watts' have for their larger child is awesome.

    Also those Lindsay photos make me want to get a second hand weave. So three things. #siennamiller
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    Image of zagger zagger
    11/18/09

    @ms_priestypants: That dog is the best thing about the photos. It looks like a mutt from the pound, not a frou-frou breed that yip all the time. It looks like he likes being fed peanut butter on hot dog slices rather than those rigor mortis Beggin Strips. It looks like his name is "Louie" instead of "Princess."
    If I didn't already have a spoiled cat, Sienna Miller's dog Louie is the kind of dog I'd get. #siennamiller
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    Image of pony_express pony_express
    11/18/09

    @ms_priestypants: I thought the dog was the cutest thing in all of those pictures, except for maybe the tiny Gosselins. #siennamiller
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    Image of ms_priestypants ms_priestypants
    11/18/09

    @zagger: [en.wikipedia.org]

    Don't get me wrong, the only thing that could make me want that dog more than the weave is if it was missing a leg or two. when I lived in NY I actually tried to adopt a dog that looked like a cross between Louie, a Chinese crested, and a gargoyle, who had been rescued from a puppy mill where he was only fed popcorn, but someone else beat me to him.
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    Image of ms_priestypants ms_priestypants
    11/18/09

    @pony_express: Yes, but cute in an O God , what hath ye wrought?!?!!? kind of terrifying way, right?
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    Image of pony_express pony_express
    11/18/09

    @ms_priestypants: He reminds me of a dog version of a retired mercenary who hangs out at the docks...
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    Image of pixie pixie
    11/19/09

    @ms_priestypants: I'm pretty sure that's an Affenpinscher. There is a rescue organization with several dogs available for adoption.

    I saw this one on their site a while back and fell in love:

    [www.affenrescue.org]
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    ms_priestypants promoted this comment Edited by pixie at 11/19/09 12:38 PM pixie was starred pixie was unstarred
    Image of ms_priestypants ms_priestypants
    11/19/09

    @pixie: I assumed it was an Affen as well. Baxter is adorable! but then I'm a sucker for a dog with a snaggletooth!

    #tips
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    Image of NigelAstydameia NigelAstydameia
    11/17/09

    In reply to Six Paparazzi Set-Ups We Never Want to See Again
    More "Mike Tyson punches pap in the face" would be nice. #siennamiller
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    Image of Lizawithazee Lizawithazee
    11/17/09

    In reply to Six Paparazzi Set-Ups We Never Want to See Again
    Brian Moylan in a skirt, however... bring it on. Thanks! #siennamiller
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    Image of Brian Moylan Brian Moylan
    11/17/09

    @Lizawithazee: If you buy me a Marc Jacobs skirt, I will take pictures and post it on this here blog. #siennamiller
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