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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    12/18/08

    In reply to Is Baz Luhrmann Actually Going To Make a Great Gatsby Movie?
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    Image of WretchedGnu WretchedGnu
    12/18/08

    In reply to Is Baz Luhrmann Actually Going To Make a Great Gatsby Movie?
    I was skeptical, but... maybe the nation really does need a screen adaptation of the most overrated shitpile in modern literature.
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    Image of Trixie from Toronto Trixie from Toronto
    12/18/08

    And yet a good screen adaptation of The Great Gatsby really needs to be done.


    @WretchedGnu: Bite your tongue.

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    Image of jimstoic jimstoic
    12/18/08

    In reply to Is Baz Luhrmann Actually Going To Make a Great Gatsby Movie?
    Woody Allen is the director who should do a Great Gatsby.
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    Image of eatsshootsleaves eatsshootsleaves
    12/18/08

    @jimstoic: Aren't all his movies kind of a Great Gatsby?
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    Image of Understater Understater
    12/18/08

    In reply to Is Baz Luhrmann Actually Going To Make a Great Gatsby Movie?
    James Marden would be a terrible choice. I'm kind of blanking at the moment, but offhand I think that if Robert Downey Jr. were younger and taller he'd be the PERFECT Gatsby.
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    12/18/08

    @Understater:
    Ok, scratch that. Jon Hamm would be amazing.
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    Image of HaysiFantayzee HaysiFantayzee
    12/18/08

    In reply to Is Baz Luhrmann Actually Going To Make a Great Gatsby Movie?
    Baz Luhrman? I don't think he has the light touch needed. I'll bet Stephen Fry could do it (Vile Bodies/Bright Young Things was great.) Someone should try to get it right. I love he 1974 version of Gatsby, even though it has plenty of problems, and the Toby Stephens/Mira Sorvino one wasn't right either.
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    Image of Sneeze In Bed Sneeze In Bed
    12/19/08

    @HaysiFantayzee: I always thought Stephen Fry might do a nice "Gatsby"...I really enjoyed "Bright Young Things".
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    Image of eatsshootsleaves eatsshootsleaves
    12/18/08

    In reply to Is Baz Luhrmann Actually Going To Make a Great Gatsby Movie?
    God, Nicole Kidman would make an absolutely horrible Daisy. She's a beautiful woman, but maybe the least sexy actress alive.
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    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    12/18/08

    In reply to Is Baz Luhrmann Actually Going To Make a Great Gatsby Movie?
    Hmmph, read James Marsden as James Marsters at first. Now that'd be a picture.
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    Image of TedSez TedSez
    12/18/08

    In reply to Is Baz Luhrmann Actually Going To Make a Great Gatsby Movie?
    If Scorsese really did it, it might actually be good.
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    Image of CodePink CodePink
    12/18/08

    In reply to Is Baz Luhrmann Actually Going To Make a Great Gatsby Movie?
    I heard he's doing a film version of THE BABYSITTERS CLUB but with marionettes!
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    Image of CodePink CodePink
    12/18/08

    @CodePink: On Mars. And they're all gay.
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    Image of CodePink CodePink
    12/18/08

    @CodePink: And dead.
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    Image of QueenAlice QueenAlice
    12/18/08

    In reply to Is Baz Luhrmann Actually Going To Make a Great Gatsby Movie?
    Is there anyone who DOESN'T cry when they watch Jon & Kate Plus 8?
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    Image of TheHonJudgeSmails TheHonJudgeSmails
    12/18/08

    @QueenAlice: I cry, mainly because Jon is a totally uxorious pushover and his wife is a domineering cunt.
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    Image of QueenAlice QueenAlice
    12/18/08

    @TheHonJudgeSmails: I cry because at some point I realize my life is so empty that I actually have to fill time with Jon & Kate Plus 8. Then I dry my tears, ebay some more Precious Moments figures, and tie fancy straw hats on my cats.
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    Image of TheHonJudgeSmails TheHonJudgeSmails
    12/18/08

    @QueenAlice: A+++ GREAT SELLER, WILL BUY AGAIN!11!
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    12/18/08

    In reply to Is Baz Luhrmann Actually Going To Make a Great Gatsby Movie?
    Shout-out to my nerds over at iO9! woooooooooooooo
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    Image of ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥ ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥
    12/18/08

    @Mount_Prion: woop woop! i visit jezebel and gawker, but it's all about io9 for me...
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    Image of TheHonJudgeSmails TheHonJudgeSmails
    12/18/08

    In reply to Is Baz Luhrmann Actually Going To Make a Great Gatsby Movie?
    If he does, it's certain he will miss the entire point of the novel, just like Clayton version did.
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    Image of MaryAnne29 MaryAnne29
    12/01/08

    In reply to What to Say When Your Movie Flops, Australia Edition
    Is there anyone, male or female, that finds Nicole Kidman appealing, besides as a walking clothes hanger. (She wears clothers well) Here you have a sexed-up Hugh Jackman and you have Nicole Kidman as the other romantic lead?
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    Image of VirusWithShoes VirusWithShoes
    12/01/08

    @MaryAnne29: I think I'm on record here as stating "I'd fuck her until her face moved."


    If I'm a pariah, at least I'm a horny one.

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    Image of Unfun Unfun
    12/01/08

    @VirusWithShoes: You'd be fucking her forever then, sweets. Her face ain't never moving again.
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    Image of oopsidoo oopsidoo
    12/01/08

    In reply to What to Say When Your Movie Flops, Australia Edition
    Wasn't kidman voted by Forbes or someone like that as the worst movie investment in terms of how much profit her movies made vs. how much she was paid?


    oh, and it's not just koalawful, it's a croc of shite!

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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    12/01/08

    In reply to What to Say When Your Movie Flops, Australia Edition
    The real difference with this picture is that studio's money is swirling down the toilet counter-clockwise, rather than clockwise.
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    Image of VirusWithShoes VirusWithShoes
    12/01/08

    @MisterHippity: miasma-protege already did that one, Mr H.


    Caught you out!!!! Death to plagiarisers! :-)

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