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Diane Von Furstenberg's Secrets To Success: 'Independence,' Sugar Daddies, Sheer Delusion
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07/20/09
The secret to success is to seed yourself.
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2) Second marriage - marry a CEO. You can do more!
Shut up.
@lawyergay: You are as funny as can be.
I don't know what em/en dashes are and I don't care. If they were needed, like knives, I'd understand them.
You are still fabulous.
07/19/09
@lawyergay: Better work this time.
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10/17/08
Lawyergay ~ This has been a difficult week for me. I was laid off last Friday. I turned 37 this summer. I am, at long last, no longer--in any way, shape or form--"fabulous." I don't really understand when or why to use em dashes. I never use en dashes, which may or may not be part of the problem.
At what I've now finally acknowledged--after an Elizabeth Kubler-Rossian journey of denial, anger, bargaining, depression and acceptance--is a turning point in my life, my "middle age," if you will, I now realize I have a purpose. And that purpose, after reading the above "comic," is to destroy Diane von Furstenberg.
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