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    Hipster Grifter Only Had Like Three Good Lines, Besides 'Hot Mom-Job'

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    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    04/28/09

    In reply to Hipster Grifter Only Had Like Three Good Lines, Besides 'Hot Mom-Job'
    There is something creepily ironic about (see: ass).
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    Image of BicSharpie BicSharpie
    04/28/09

    In reply to Hipster Grifter Only Had Like Three Good Lines, Besides 'Hot Mom-Job'
    She's the Chubby Checker of grifting.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    04/28/09

    @BicSharpie:


    Let's grift again, like we did last fortnight . . .

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    Image of MarlaHooch MarlaHooch
    04/28/09

    In reply to Hipster Grifter Only Had Like Three Good Lines, Besides 'Hot Mom-Job'
    Wait...I don't get "hot mom-job"...
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    Image of The Lone Scout The Lone Scout
    04/28/09

    Me either, but "mom-job" sounds Oedipal. Something to do with Mom's hallway? Where Mom's children run out into the light of day?
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    Image of Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate
    04/28/09

    In reply to Hipster Grifter Only Had Like Three Good Lines, Besides 'Hot Mom-Job'
    That tattoo somehow reminds me of the Tangiers Lions.
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    Image of GORDONGARTRELLE GORDONGARTRELLE
    04/28/09

    In reply to Hipster Grifter Only Had Like Three Good Lines, Besides 'Hot Mom-Job'
    Harper Collins has an opening on their Fall list.
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    04/28/09

    @GORDONGARTRELLE: She's gonna have to twitter about wine if she wants in that club.
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    04/28/09

    In reply to Hipster Grifter Only Had Like Three Good Lines, Besides 'Hot Mom-Job'
    Excuse me, I need to go write a Critical Theory paper entitled "Kari is Irak Spelled Backwards: Eroto-Linguistic Simulacra, the Body as Social Canvas, and the Condition of the Adopted Yellow Child."
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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    04/28/09

    @iplaudius: So you're the one who registered for "Eroto-Linguistic Simulacra" ahead of me. Damn you.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    04/28/09

    @skahammer: You're better off with another linguistics class. The final is an oral and it's really hard.
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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    04/28/09

    @BookishLookish: But I aced all the prerequisites!
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    04/28/09

    @iplaudius:


    You could totally do this.


    Has the deadline for MLA proposals passed?

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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    04/28/09

    @Smitros: @skahammer: @BookishLookish: Damn, I went to lunch, when I should have stayed here and collaborated with you guys on this paper. Think how MLA-trendy it would be: an anonymous paper composed by a collective composed in real time in the comments section of a blog. Is it too late to submit?
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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    04/28/09

    @iplaudius: You managed to register for lunch too???
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    04/28/09

    @skahammer: Don’t worry, I threw it all up. (On the page.)
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    Image of Cheap Shot Cheap Shot
    04/28/09

    In reply to Hipster Grifter Only Had Like Three Good Lines, Besides 'Hot Mom-Job'
    Okay, what is a 'hot-mom job'?????
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    04/28/09

    @Cheap Shot: Stroller pushing ad exec?
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    Image of power_stroke power_stroke
    04/28/09

    In reply to Hipster Grifter Only Had Like Three Good Lines, Besides 'Hot Mom-Job'
    Also, why does that tattoo look infected? I have several very large tattoos; none have ever appeared that blotchy and angry.
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    Image of Products Will Save Me Products Will Save Me
    04/29/09

    @power_stroke: As though any part of that piece of trash WOULDN'T be diseased. Boring. Next.
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    Image of pufflehuff pufflehuff
    04/28/09

    In reply to Hipster Grifter Only Had Like Three Good Lines, Besides 'Hot Mom-Job'
    She has the repetitive verbal patterns of my late great-grandmother. Different content, though.
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    Image of Cheap Shot Cheap Shot
    04/28/09

    In reply to Hipster Grifter Only Had Like Three Good Lines, Besides 'Hot Mom-Job'
    Um, Gawker folks, it's because she's fucking nuts? Crazy people repeat themselves. Crazy people repeat themselves. Crazy people repeat themselves. Crazy people repeat themselves. Crazy people repeat themselves. Crazy people repeat themselves. Crazy people repeat themselves. Crazy people repeat themselves. Crazy people repeat themselves...
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    04/28/09

    @Cheap Shot: Are calling Gawker crazy?
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    04/28/09

    @Cheap Shot: Are you calling Gawker crazy?
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    Image of lobstr lobstr
    04/28/09

    In reply to Hipster Grifter Only Had Like Three Good Lines, Besides 'Hot Mom-Job'
    There's a time for love and a time for living.

    You take a chance and face the wind.

    An open road and a road that's hidden

    A brand new life around the bend.


    There were times when I lost a dream or two.

    Found the trail, and at the end was you.

    There's a path you take and a path untaken

    The choice is up to you my friend.


    Nights are long but you're on your way

    To a brand new life,

    Brand new life,

    Brand new life around the bend...

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    Image of misslinda misslinda
    04/28/09

    In reply to Hipster Grifter Only Had Like Three Good Lines, Besides 'Hot Mom-Job'
    See now I think she's got too many one-liners. She needs to pick a catch phrase and stick with it.
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    04/28/09

    @misslinda: Are ya havin' a laugh?
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    Image of power_stroke power_stroke
    04/28/09

    In reply to Hipster Grifter Only Had Like Three Good Lines, Besides 'Hot Mom-Job'
    Doesn't everyone re-use good lines? Or am I just speaking for Kari and me?
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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    04/28/09

    @power_stroke: She's like a character in a Borges story -- if Borges had been a younger stepbrother in Bret Easton Ellis' house.
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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    04/28/09

    In reply to Hipster Grifter Only Had Like Three Good Lines, Besides 'Hot Mom-Job'
    I continue to find only things worth enjoying here. Meditate for a second on that "More so," for example.
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    04/28/09

    In reply to Hipster Grifter Only Had Like Three Good Lines, Besides 'Hot Mom-Job'
    I commonly say things like...


    See? She even admits to recycling her stuff. Move along.

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