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    Frosted Fakes, They're Grrrreat

    Happy Crashiversary

    Sarah Palin Saw a Bear Do Something In the Woods, Therefore She Twittered

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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    11/11/09

    In reply to Frosted Fakes, They're Grrrreat
    They are stealing our snow.

    We have a snow gap with the Chinese. #china
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    11/11/09

    In reply to Frosted Fakes, They're Grrrreat
    We should get them together with the gnomes. #china
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    Image of Anrkist Anrkist
    11/11/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: We should first find the kingdom of gnomes. #china
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    11/11/09

    @Anrkist:

    Wow... Tom Bosley, Christopher Plummer... Executives in charge: The Weinsteins. I think we've found it. #china
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    11/11/09

    In reply to Frosted Fakes, They're Grrrreat
    The hedge maze at the Overlook claims 1,000 more victims #china
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    Image of Aidan_ Aidan_
    09/14/09

    In reply to Happy Crashiversary
    Have I done my part not to murder my fellow citizens?

    It's the gift I get them every year. Seems to be a crowd pleaser.

    ENJOY YOUR NOT GETTING SHANKED AND ROBBED BY ME, AMERICA!
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    Edited by Aidan_ at 09/14/09 10:34 PM Aidan_ was starred Aidan_ was unstarred
    Image of God God
    09/14/09

    In reply to Happy Crashiversary
    Yowza! Check out Satan's glistening quads! Is he nekkid? I mean, FIE UPON SATAN"S VILE COUNTENANCE! 'TIS MORTAL KOMBAT!
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    Image of Aidan_ Aidan_
    09/14/09

    @God: Yeah, I'm still trying to figure out what's up with the Super Buff Devil there.
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    Image of Aidan_ Aidan_
    09/14/09

    @God: Yeah, I'm still trying to figure out what's up with the Super Buff Devil there.
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    09/14/09

    In reply to Happy Crashiversary
    Instead of the cartoon devil, why not just use photographs of actual Wall Street scumbags, Hamilton?
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    09/14/09


    @Aaron Altman: Dick Fuld will not go easy on you while he rapes you with an iron poker in Hell.
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    Image of Unsolicited Advice Unsolicited Advice
    09/14/09

    In reply to Happy Crashiversary
    A year on and that weekend still feels like a psychotic break. The hangover from that Monday never left.
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    Image of homoviper homoviper
    09/14/09

    In reply to Happy Crashiversary
    geighs aren't allowed to give blood
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    09/14/09

    In reply to Happy Crashiversary
    Cute, intimidating bears? What do Andrew Sullivan and the shade of Billy Mays have to do with any of this?

    Also - with a bit of a makeunder, that demon would be sexxxy.
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    09/14/09

    In reply to Happy Crashiversary
    I hope you're not knocking Cheetos.
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    Image of daveyjonesisdead daveyjonesisdead
    07/16/09

    In reply to Sarah Palin Saw a Bear Do Something In the Woods, Therefore She Twittered
    And then we went up in helicopters and shot her and the cubs! Another great day in Alaska, and a great lesson for the rest of America!
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    Image of onebadclam onebadclam
    07/16/09

    In reply to Sarah Palin Saw a Bear Do Something In the Woods, Therefore She Twittered
    Personally, I think having to listen to Sarah Palin's inane questions and comments would make a day surrounded by man-eating bears, swarms of mosquitoes and carpets of poison ivy just that much worse.
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    Edited by onebadclam at 07/16/09 3:46 PM onebadclam was starred onebadclam was unstarred
    Image of Z und Vielpunkt's chick Z und Vielpunkt's chick
    07/16/09

    In reply to Sarah Palin Saw a Bear Do Something In the Woods, Therefore She Twittered
    "[T]he species survives"? Is she referring to Darwin? Gasp!
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    Image of keram2 keram2
    07/16/09

    In reply to Sarah Palin Saw a Bear Do Something In the Woods, Therefore She Twittered
    From Bear Attacks: Their Causes and Avoidance (revised edition):



    Mother bears also can frequently defend their cubs against other predators. When threatened, a mother will stand on her hind legs, roar at the predator, and then quit the forest.
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    Image of Dürer's Rhino Dürer's Rhino
    07/16/09

    In reply to Sarah Palin Saw a Bear Do Something In the Woods, Therefore She Twittered
    We have learned today that:
    *bears are Real Americans that don't ask for or take handouts.
    *mama bears are good feminine role models because they work hard, provide for, and (brazenly!) protect thier families (against pervy late-night talk show hosts and bloggers who have a rudimentary knowledge of p'shop).
    *male bears are deadbeats and just sit around the forest in their boxers eating salmon and drinking berry juice.
    *Sarah will listen to a biologist as long as he doesn't try to tell her what form bears evolved from.
    *meh

    I'm surprised she didn't link to her recipe for braised baby bear in wild alaskan onion gravy.
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    Edited by Dürer's Rhino at 07/16/09 10:18 AM Dürer's Rhino was starred Dürer's Rhino was unstarred
    Image of ifstone ifstone
    07/16/09

    @Dürer's Rhino: And poor Sarah doesn't seem to have heard of the food chain. No bear is an island. Poison the rivers with Alaska(tm) petrochemical effluents, and bears'll need a bailout.
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    Image of Dürer's Rhino Dürer's Rhino
    07/16/09

    @ifstone: You blasphemous traitor!
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