An alleged horse thief went down in a swarm of San Bernardino Sheriff's deputies Thursday while an NBC helicopter captured the brutal scene from above.

I haven't watched professional wrestling in several years, so I'm not sure how often stuff like this happens, but—on tonight's WWE Raw—Snooki showed up and then... beat a girl's ass! Looks like she'll be at WrestleMania, too.

A Wisconsin street musician, Brandin "Bongo Jesus" Hochstrasser, flipped out Thursday after a man complained about his "questionable guitar playing." So Bongo Jesus beat him with his guitar, assaulted a college student and wrestled a cop. Then he was tasered.

With a doorman like this, who needs bodyguards? Shooting candids of the stripper wife of accused Ponzi-schemer-to-the-stars Ken Starr, a photographer got a punch to the face and bit the pavement. NYDN documented the enraged doorman's fists of fury.

A Saudi "virtue cop" charged with enforcing rules about illegal socializing between genders got beaten up by a woman he'd stopped (the man she was with "collapsed"). Won't someone please think of the religious police? [JPost via Reddit]