Awards Season Has Officially Begun!
Yup, it's true. The Independent Spirit Awards have announced their list of nominees for this year, meaning we are off to the races. Isn't it exciting? Also today: every TV show ever is about cops, plus a sexy Twilight update.
Your Next Oscar Hosts: James Franco and Anne Hathaway
The Hollywood rumor mill says James Franco and Anne Hathaway will host the next Oscars. We can support Hathaway handling hosting duties, but who wants Franco turning the Gay Superbowl into his personal performance art project? Update: It's official.
The King's Speech: The Soaring Drama of a Stutter
Here's a trailer for The King's Speech, the British prestige drama that recently won the Toronto Film Festival and is about... a king with a stutter. That's it. But, you know, it's set against the backdrop of WWII and stuff.
It's Shaping Up to Be a Great Year in Badvertising
The Tracy Awards, honoring the year's worst ads, are now accepting nominations. And Consumerist is running its own "Worst Ad in America" contest. After three seconds of browsing here, we've located at least one strong candidate. Click to enlarge.
All the Emmy Winners and What We Think About Them
After all the hype, the Emmys are over. We know all the winners, saw all the dresses, and experienced all the surprises. It was fun but, man, does this show need a lot of work.
Let Us Relive the Memories of Horrible Emmys Past
The Emmys are this Sunday, and we're a little bit excited. (But not too excited.) Especially when we remember just how fraught with peril TV's big night can be. Let's look at some of the worst, shall we?
Letterman Extorter Nominated for Emmy. Isn't That Crazy?
Joe Halderman, the CBS producer currently in jail for his ill-planned extortion attempt of David Letterman, has been nominated for an Emmy Award. Yea. True story. Yea—he's up against "Locked Up Abroad." [Laughter] Paul Shaffer, ladies and gentlemen! [TVNewser]
Prize For Bad Writing Announced Like a Bullhorn Fart
Bulwer-Lytton prize! Bulwer-Lytton prize! They announced the 2010 Bulwer-Lytton prize for bad writing! Ha, "we didn't win," although there is always next year. Click through for some bad writing to treasure forever, like a beloved dog's cremated genitals.

