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Beauty Pageants

OMG LOL NOES!!11! We are so totes losing the 2007 Weblog Awards competition in the category of "Best Blog" to like Michelle Malkin and the HuffPoors! (That is my new band name BTW!) Is it because... you're all apathetic voters? Don't you know we care and we crave internets validation??? [Weblog Awards]

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Beauty Pageant Contestant As Smart As The President

Here's Miss Teen USA contestant Lauren Caitlin Upton answering a politically-charged question about American's inability to locate their own country on a map. Her answer more or less directly proves the validity of the question. South Carolinians must be beaming with pride right now!