"He got wind of the big brown beaver
So he though he'd take himself a peek.
But the beaver was quick
And grabbed him by the kiwis.
Now he ain't pissed for a week."
No matter how prettily she smiles, or how many animals she saves with her plastic shoes, Natalie Portman will remain the worst actress of her generation. I wake screaming from nightmares of her in THE SEAGULL.
It's been a problem ever since Beautiful Girls. Truly the most underrated Natalie Portman role, ever. Oscar: blind for not seeing this. Blind. Also (see the 2:55 mark), mashing snow should give everyone tremendous feelings of self-satisfaction.
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i can't believe i just said that... #cbs
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Shouldn't this be on Fleshbot then? #cbs
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So he though he'd take himself a peek.
But the beaver was quick
And grabbed him by the kiwis.
Now he ain't pissed for a week."
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I admit to being madly in love with Natalie Portman *and* her acting chops.
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Pirates = Vikings in 2k10?
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