New York City's Government Is Falling Apart

Over the last six years, according to a new audit from the city comptroller, New York City has missed out on $59.2 million in tax revenue because it forgot to stop giving tax breaks, intended for senior citizen homeowners, to recipients who had died. From the Associated Press:
Bedbugs Have Infested My Brain

Last week, I took cover when I spotted what turned out to be a feather fluttering down from a locker to my gym’s floor. At home, my eye caught a loose thread swaying on a cloth bag in one of my cabinets, and I flinched. A green pepper seed stuck to a FedEx envelope on my coffee table turned my stomach. I freaked out…
The Maze Runner Almost Premiered to a Theater Full of Bedbugs
This week a surprisingly long list of celebrities—including that kid from Love Actually, that girl from that TV show, and Patricia Clarkson—narrowly escaped a contractual fate worse than death: a movie premiere infested with bed bugs.
Nowhere Is Safe: Third Subway Line Reportedly Infested With Bedbugs
A tipster has revealed to Business Insider that a third train line in the New York City subway has potentially been infested with bedbugs. The first subway line to get fumigated—the N train—was followed by the 5 train, and now the pests have reportedly taken to feeding on passengers on the 7.
Two Trains Taken Out of Service as Bedbug Infestation Hits NYC Subway
If you're a regular commuter or tourist in New York City, here's some exciting news: Earlier this week, MTA officials discovered that three N trains were infested with bedbugs.
How to Detect and Capture Farting Bedbugs
Everyone knows that bedbugs are gross jerks that attack war veterans. But were you aware that they're also gassy? Luckily, you can use their flatulence against them thanks to an "exciting newly patented product" called the BBD-100.
Bedbugs With Superbugs Discovered
Bedbugs carrying a drug-resistant MRSA germ have been discovered in Vancouver. It's unclear whether the bedbugs can give the germ to humans—we might have even given it to them—but the story is pretty close to the platonic ideal for public health panics. (Needs more obesity.) It's a fractal of insidious bugs! Zoom in,…
Bed Bugs Are Here to Stay, Say Experts
Cimex lectularius experts gathered in DC earlier this month and, besides giving up all hope of eradication, came to a conclusion: "Bed bugs are not going away any time soon." Great. [via Daily Intel]
NYC Rats Get a Reality TV Show
Animal Planet is offering free pest control for anyone in the five boroughs with "severe pest infestations of any kind, from cockroaches and bedbugs to rats and raccoons. No infestation is too severe for their team."
Comment of the Day: A Horrifying Bedbug Fact
Today we got all freaked out about the horror of the unkillable bedbug. Everything about bedbugs is terrifying! Including this terrible science fact from a real scientist. Be scared. Be very, very scared.
Pesticide Just Makes Bedbugs Stronger
There is no hope. Discouraged and terrified scientists now tell us that the modern urban bedbug has spent the last decade drinking in our best poisons while emitting tiny cackles, growing stronger and stronger and stronger and scarier.
The Bedbug Epidemic Just Gets Worse
The bloodsucking numbers are in: bedbug complaints from NYC residents rose about 7% last year, to nearly 5,000. The forecast for 2011: "Each year it's always a little worse." Well, there are worse problems for cities to have. [WSJ]
Beverly Hills Under Vicious Bedbug Attack
Just in time for Christmas, Beverly Hills' high-end Golden Triangle shopping area is under a relentless bedbug assault, and one entomologist describes the PTSD-like horror of dealing with a bedbug infestation: "There's a huge emotional impact that can't be underestimated."
NYC Wants to Buy Bedbug-Sniffing Dogs
With the Bedbug Apocalypse upon us, inspectors from the NYC housing authority want to buy bedbug-sniffing dogs, according to the Daily News: "It's something we've been looking at as we've seen the violations increase." Too bad they don't really work!
Bedbug Dogs Bark at Bedbugs, or Sometimes at Nothing
Just because a dog barks at your wall doesn't necessarily mean you need to spend $3,500 on bedbug treatments.
Manhattan Borough President Declares War On Bedbugs
Manhattan borough president Scott Stringer has declared all-out war on bedbugs, and he wants Mayor Mike to step up "before it gets out of control." Stringer thinks bureaucrats are "studying" too much, and that it's time for a bloodbath. [NYDN]
Michigan Family Sues Waldorf Astoria for Giving Them Bedbugs
The one-time tourists are itching mad at the New York luxury hotel, claiming that they got bedbugs during their stay, took them home with them, then had to evacuate their house for six weeks. Hopefully they're suing for comped suites.
In Your Panic to Eliminate Bedbugs, Do Not Set Fire to a Home
A public housing cleaner found a mattress she feared had bedbugs. She dragged it into the hallway, lit it on fire, and ran away. Now she has been charged with arson. (N.B. "Call an exterminator" is the correct response.)
