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    Image of sarrible sarrible
    11/29/09

    In reply to The Kingdom of St. Jetersburg: Derek Jeter's Awesome Sex Palace of Shagged Balls.
    Mmmm. Tim Riggins. Foster, that made me very happy.
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    Image of BowlingForDollars BowlingForDollars
    11/29/09

    In reply to The Kingdom of St. Jetersburg: Derek Jeter's Awesome Sex Palace of Shagged Balls.
    Ugh, Jeter. He's not even handsome.

    But I guess the women who date him think his bank account is.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    11/29/09

    @BowlingForDollars: Handsome? Who needs handsome when you get free implants?

    (Not related to Jeter, but related to what you said & the item about the Aussie quack doctor in this post.)
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    Image of takeouteurotrash takeouteurotrash
    11/29/09

    In reply to The Kingdom of St. Jetersburg: Derek Jeter's Awesome Sex Palace of Shagged Balls.
    Not that Jay ever put out an album that trumped Illmatic, but he did expound on the above song, and handled that sample with great care. Also, caviar is to 1998 as Lexus is to 1996. Which is true, although I'm not sure what that says. Yeah.

    [www.youtube.com]
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    Edited by takeouteurotrash at 11/29/09 2:07 PM takeouteurotrash was starred takeouteurotrash was unstarred
    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    11/29/09

    @takeouteurotrash: You can imbed the video directly by clicking the "You Tube" logo at the bottom of your comment box and dropping the URL in there instead. Like this.
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    11/29/09

    @Lysergic Asset: Hell yeah.
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    11/29/09

    @Lysergic Asset: Goddamned kids, and your fancy interneting.
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    11/29/09

    @takeouteurotrash: After being away from commenting for about a year, I literally had to send Gabriel an e-mail to figure out how to make a comment. The commenting page looks completely different from how it used to, and I couldn't figure out what the hell "Share" was referring to. So, you are not alone.

    (I still don't remember how to imbed a hyperlink - inserting a link beneath text - so if you figure that one out, let me know.)
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    11/29/09

    @Lysergic Asset: TEST
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    11/29/09

    @Lysergic Asset: TEAMWORK!!
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    11/29/09

    @takeouteurotrash: You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours. Too sweet!
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    11/29/09

    @takeouteurotrash: I think I'm going to need some practice on this (it didn't work my first try), but thanks!
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    Image of secretagentman secretagentman
    11/29/09

    In reply to The Kingdom of St. Jetersburg: Derek Jeter's Awesome Sex Palace of Shagged Balls.
    Who thought remaking Karate Kid was a good idea? With an 11 yr old? Fail!
    Also, Beyonce is not only gorgeous and talented, she works her ass off and has a great sense of humor. If JZ screws that up he will be the dumbest man alive.
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    Image of Motoko Kusanagi Motoko Kusanagi
    11/29/09

    In reply to The Kingdom of St. Jetersburg: Derek Jeter's Awesome Sex Palace of Shagged Balls.
    Tip: If you find Derek Jeter interesting/attractive/admirable, you are "bronze" class humanity.
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    11/29/09

    In reply to The Kingdom of St. Jetersburg: Derek Jeter's Awesome Sex Palace of Shagged Balls.
    So what I understand is that Jay-Z and Diddy were licking caviar off each other's naked bodies. Confirm? Deny? Provide video?
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    Image of NoelleBlue NoelleBlue
    11/29/09

    @DahlELama: My confusion as to whether I find that mental image tantalizing or repellent is quite possibly going to lead to heavy drinking tonight.
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    Image of howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches) howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches)
    11/29/09

    In reply to The Kingdom of St. Jetersburg: Derek Jeter's Awesome Sex Palace of Shagged Balls.
    While I'm itchy to get out of the house and sit on the internet in a different location for a nine hour stretch, I must admit that I'm nervous about going in tomorrow -- my spider sense has been tingling all weekend that I might be getting a pink slip for Christmas.
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    11/29/09

    @howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches): I hear being a ho ho ho pays pretty well, if you're looking for a backup plan.
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    11/29/09

    @DahlELama: Added to the list.
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    11/29/09

    @howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches): EEP. Good luck.
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    Image of howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches) howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches)
    11/29/09

    @Foster Kamer: Thank you. I think that should the axe fall, I'm going to survive the holidays by whoring myself out to lonely empty nesters. For a low fee, I'll come over towards the middle of the holidays to make cookies and wrap presents. I'll listen to all of the stories about how Aunt Barbara's just going to burn the ham again this year, and I'll help address the holiday cards. For an additional fee, I'll turn up on the 24th in an ugly sweater for a cup of cocoa. For just a little more, I'll call on January 1, just to wish a happy and healthy 2010.
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    Image of Cunning_Linguist Cunning_Linguist
    11/29/09

    @howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches): Sir, you reek of desperation.
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    Image of howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches) howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches)
    11/29/09

    @Cunning_Linguist: With just a hint of nutmeg?
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    10/31/09

    In reply to Nobody Loves Weepy VP Joe
    Biden was the most inscrutable choice, ever, for VP. Instead of "change" Obama brought out an old hack, who had trouble with both truth telling, even during the campaign, and with inserting his foot into his mouth. Oh, to know what kind of negotiation that was, to get him on the ticket---except, perhaps to allay terrified old white guys who feared a woman and a (half)black man on the ticket would bring on the apocalypse. #joebiden
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    Image of PontiusPirate PontiusPirate
    10/30/09

    In reply to Bee Shaffer Hops Off the Print Media Titanic, Joins College Humor
    Well, I for one applaud her. This was a good career choice as college humor is slightly more funny than vogue. Just by an inch. #beeshaffer
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    Image of Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
    10/30/09

    In reply to Bee Shaffer Hops Off the Print Media Titanic, Joins College Humor
    wow, she is the spitting image of her mother! #beeshaffer
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    Image of pufflehuff pufflehuff
    10/31/09

    @Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith: I never before realised how completely she has her mother's nose. #beeshaffer
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    Image of Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
    11/01/09

    @pufflehuff: that's what i was thinking! #beeshaffer
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    Image of SidAndFinancy SidAndFinancy
    10/30/09

    In reply to Bee Shaffer Hops Off the Print Media Titanic, Joins College Humor
    Talk about burying the lede: College Humor has an editor? #beeshaffer
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    Image of RollsRoyceRevenge RollsRoyceRevenge
    10/30/09

    In reply to Bee Shaffer Hops Off the Print Media Titanic, Joins College Humor
    I wandered into the kitchen and considered for, like, the tenth time that day, how hard it would be to, like, pee into a funnel or something and then into, like, my boss's coffee. He was, like, such a fucking cretin.
    "Hey!" he, like, yelled from the office. "How long does it take you to get me a cup of coffee, you dozy posh cow? You're not trying to find a goddamn funnel again, are you?"
    I settled for opening a cupboard door and, like, writing "Ricky Van Veen has a really small peen" in the dust with my, like, finger.

    From "The Devil Most Certainly Does Not, Like, Wear Prada," Bee Shaffer, 2010. #beeshaffer
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    10/30/09

    In reply to Bee Shaffer Hops Off the Print Media Titanic, Joins College Humor
    Wait - I'm suppose to stop painting my fingernails black? #beeshaffer
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    Image of blix blix
    10/30/09

    @BadUncle: No, on you it works. #beeshaffer
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    10/30/09

    @BadUncle: The nose piercing's a tad early 90's though. You could move on. #beeshaffer
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    Image of Motoko Kusanagi Motoko Kusanagi
    10/30/09

    In reply to Bee Shaffer Hops Off the Print Media Titanic, Joins College Humor
    In other words, she works for Barry Diller. #beeshaffer
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    Image of FormerEnglishMajor FormerEnglishMajor
    10/30/09

    @Motoko Kusanagi: Exactly. Wonder how she got the gig. It's not like she has to worry about paying the rent or landing something else if this doesn't pan out. #beeshaffer
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    Image of 24-7 24-7
    10/30/09

    @FormerEnglishMajor: At least she's working for someone other than her parent -- unlike Ivanka Trump. #beeshaffer
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    Image of FormerEnglishMajor FormerEnglishMajor
    10/30/09

    @24-7: If that's where the bar has been set, then I guess Rumer Willis should be receiving a MacArthur grant any minute now. #beeshaffer
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    10/30/09

    @FormerEnglishMajor: Well, I know virtually nothing about Bee, other than she has a dumb name and a creepy mother, but she could have very easily gone the Trump route: gotten a job working for Mommy and written a book on how to "succeed" at "Vogue."

    I'm not really defending Bee (seriously, what's with rich WASPs and ridiculous names anyway?). I'm just pointing out that she didn't go the nepotism route. And true, that's not much of an accomplishment -- unless you compare her to the 3 Trumps, Rob Speyer and Valerie Peltier, Aerin Lauder, Celerie Kemble and Boykin Curry (see what I mean about the dumb names?), Billy Macklowe, etc. #beeshaffer
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    11/01/09

    @24-7: Katherine. Her name is Katherine. Pet names are meant to be dumb- I'm pretty sure that's not some exclusive WASP-ish right. #beeshaffer
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    Image of Thistledew Thistledew
    10/30/09

    In reply to Nobody Loves Weepy VP Joe
    apparently I am in the minority, but I love Joe Biden! I think he's like the lovable Steve Urkel of the White House. He comes in, says stupid stuff, knocks shit over, and is like "Did I do that?" Oh Joe. #joebiden
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