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    Image of PontiusPirate PontiusPirate
    10/30/09

    In reply to Bee Shaffer Hops Off the Print Media Titanic, Joins College Humor
    Well, I for one applaud her. This was a good career choice as college humor is slightly more funny than vogue. Just by an inch. #beeshaffer
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    Image of Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
    10/30/09

    In reply to Bee Shaffer Hops Off the Print Media Titanic, Joins College Humor
    wow, she is the spitting image of her mother! #beeshaffer
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    10/31/09

    @Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith: I never before realised how completely she has her mother's nose. #beeshaffer
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    Image of Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
    11/01/09

    @pufflehuff: that's what i was thinking! #beeshaffer
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    Image of SidAndFinancy SidAndFinancy
    10/30/09

    In reply to Bee Shaffer Hops Off the Print Media Titanic, Joins College Humor
    Talk about burying the lede: College Humor has an editor? #beeshaffer
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    Image of RollsRoyceRevenge RollsRoyceRevenge
    10/30/09

    In reply to Bee Shaffer Hops Off the Print Media Titanic, Joins College Humor
    I wandered into the kitchen and considered for, like, the tenth time that day, how hard it would be to, like, pee into a funnel or something and then into, like, my boss's coffee. He was, like, such a fucking cretin.
    "Hey!" he, like, yelled from the office. "How long does it take you to get me a cup of coffee, you dozy posh cow? You're not trying to find a goddamn funnel again, are you?"
    I settled for opening a cupboard door and, like, writing "Ricky Van Veen has a really small peen" in the dust with my, like, finger.

    From "The Devil Most Certainly Does Not, Like, Wear Prada," Bee Shaffer, 2010. #beeshaffer
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    10/30/09

    In reply to Bee Shaffer Hops Off the Print Media Titanic, Joins College Humor
    Wait - I'm suppose to stop painting my fingernails black? #beeshaffer
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    10/30/09

    @BadUncle: No, on you it works. #beeshaffer
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    10/30/09

    @BadUncle: The nose piercing's a tad early 90's though. You could move on. #beeshaffer
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    Image of Motoko Kusanagi Motoko Kusanagi
    10/30/09

    In reply to Bee Shaffer Hops Off the Print Media Titanic, Joins College Humor
    In other words, she works for Barry Diller. #beeshaffer
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    Image of FormerEnglishMajor FormerEnglishMajor
    10/30/09

    @Motoko Kusanagi: Exactly. Wonder how she got the gig. It's not like she has to worry about paying the rent or landing something else if this doesn't pan out. #beeshaffer
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    Image of 24-7 24-7
    10/30/09

    @FormerEnglishMajor: At least she's working for someone other than her parent -- unlike Ivanka Trump. #beeshaffer
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    Image of FormerEnglishMajor FormerEnglishMajor
    10/30/09

    @24-7: If that's where the bar has been set, then I guess Rumer Willis should be receiving a MacArthur grant any minute now. #beeshaffer
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    10/30/09

    @FormerEnglishMajor: Well, I know virtually nothing about Bee, other than she has a dumb name and a creepy mother, but she could have very easily gone the Trump route: gotten a job working for Mommy and written a book on how to "succeed" at "Vogue."

    I'm not really defending Bee (seriously, what's with rich WASPs and ridiculous names anyway?). I'm just pointing out that she didn't go the nepotism route. And true, that's not much of an accomplishment -- unless you compare her to the 3 Trumps, Rob Speyer and Valerie Peltier, Aerin Lauder, Celerie Kemble and Boykin Curry (see what I mean about the dumb names?), Billy Macklowe, etc. #beeshaffer
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    11/01/09

    @24-7: Katherine. Her name is Katherine. Pet names are meant to be dumb- I'm pretty sure that's not some exclusive WASP-ish right. #beeshaffer
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    Image of RollsRoyceRevenge RollsRoyceRevenge
    09/22/09

    In reply to Bee Shaffer and Lilly Burns: Safe from Everything But Ernie Anastos
    Remake of "Suspiria" Underway on Sesame Street Set.
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    Edited by RollsRoyceRevenge at 09/22/09 1:42 PM RollsRoyceRevenge was starred RollsRoyceRevenge was unstarred
    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    09/21/09

    In reply to Bee Shaffer and Lilly Burns: Safe from Everything But Ernie Anastos
    Her placard says "Lindsay Ritchie Hilton / DUI." Enough said, I love this girl.

    Poor drunk Marshmallow Peep Man is trying to do that thing where you pinch your underwear and move it to the side to get your junk back in place. Never looks right in pictures, and probably doesn’t work through a padded peep suit!
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    Image of Mo MoDo Mo MoDo
    09/20/09

    In reply to Bee Shaffer and Lilly Burns: Safe from Everything But Ernie Anastos
    This sex with ducks trend is getting out of hand
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    Image of nicepony nicepony
    09/20/09

    In reply to Bee Shaffer and Lilly Burns: Safe from Everything But Ernie Anastos
    It's the Pro-Hens-a / schooler show.
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    Image of Bos'un's Mate Bos'un's Mate
    09/20/09

    In reply to Bee Shaffer and Lilly Burns: Safe from Everything But Ernie Anastos
    Drunken chicken sandwich.
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    Image of Glib and Bitchy Glib and Bitchy
    09/20/09

    In reply to Bee Shaffer and Lilly Burns: Safe from Everything But Ernie Anastos
    Baked chicken on white, to go, please.
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    Edited by Glib and Bitchy at 09/20/09 6:31 PM Glib and Bitchy was starred Glib and Bitchy was unstarred
    Image of Glib and Bitchy Glib and Bitchy
    09/20/09

    In reply to Bee Shaffer and Lilly Burns: Safe from Everything But Ernie Anastos
    Hey Foster, you still dishing out for charity?
    "The winner gets theirs up . . ." (missing the "s")
    Happy new year.

    And if Bee is on the right, [gawker.com] , that needs a fix above, too.
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    Edited by Glib and Bitchy at 09/20/09 6:04 PM Glib and Bitchy was starred Glib and Bitchy was unstarred
    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    09/20/09

    @Glib and Bitchy: Feh. That's been fixed! Reset your cache, sucka.
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    Image of Glib and Bitchy Glib and Bitchy
    09/20/09

    @Foster Kamer: Still shows "left" and "their" to me, at 2,796 pageviews. But thanks!
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    Edited by Glib and Bitchy at 09/20/09 7:00 PM Glib and Bitchy was starred Glib and Bitchy was unstarred
    Image of gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy
    09/20/09

    In reply to Bee Shaffer and Lilly Burns: Safe from Everything But Ernie Anastos
    Bee's fucking that chicken!
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    Image of pureblarney pureblarney
    09/20/09

    @gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy: Winnar?
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    Image of TedSez TedSez
    09/20/09

    In reply to Bee Shaffer and Lilly Burns: Safe from Everything But Ernie Anastos
    Pale Bird + Male Bird + Jailbird = Fail. Merde!
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