To promote the release of their first studio album in 13 years, members of the '90s alternative rock staple Ben Folds Five, who ended a decade-long hiatus last year, have teamed up with another band of merrymakers returning to the pop culture fore after being away for a while: The Fraggles.

Ben Folds Five, pioneers of the abortion anthem, soundtrack to the countless bedroom weepings, first-pot-smokings and virginity-losings of 90s suburban teenagers not cool enough to be into punk or hip hop, just announced they're reuniting for a new album. How old is Ben Folds now, 58? HEEE is old and he's aging…