I try to imagine what it must be like to have Perez Hilton's sort of gnathic index metric, elongated upper-lipped face and still yet be willing to spew the sort of venom upon the appearance of others that Hilton musters. The last time I saw a face like Hilton's, I'm pretty sure the fellow was in 'Quest for Fire'. People like Hilton who seem to believe that they can hate upon others enough to ever thoroughly carapace their own psyche are seriously delusional.
I really hate it when situations like this force me to choose between being gay and being black. On the one hand, I hate Perez because he uses the (other) F-word. On the other, I hate Perez because he thinks the N-word is a suitable replacement. I wish I could just hate Perez because he's fat and obnoxious like everyone else.
@michaelstrangeways: Why? Because he's thinner, he doesn't deserve to be called a name? We can only ridicule really fat people and stay under the radar?
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Wow...I just threw up a little in my mouth.
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Fat -- the other "f" word.
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