Look in the pocket of the jacket and there's an account number for a bank in Turks and Caicos. There you'll find the real Madoff stuff... #berniemadoff
Some ass-clown paid $14,500 for a Mets jacket emblazoned with the name Madoff? Good going, pal. You're going to get your ass kicked, for two worthy reasons. #berniemadoff
My grandma has a mink coat that has been sitting in a closet for decades; I'm pretty sure various moths have eaten holes through it. Anyway, a couple of years ago my mom was helping them get rid of some clutter and came across the coat. My grandpa turned to me and said, "Matt, would you like the coat?"
"No, thank you, grandpa."
"Why not? It's a very nice coat, very warm."
"That's OK, grandpa, thanks."
"Why don't you want it?!"
BECAUSE I'M NOT COSMO FREAKIN KRAMER, THAT'S WHY. #auctions
@AndPreciousLittleofThat: But twats have fur, don't they? And they are nice and warm and, I believe, coveted. Now you have really confused me. #auctions
Learning so much about you, Bookish. Get the feeling that you like to hang out at Housing Works on Saturday...searching for bargains among the piles of chazerai. #auctions
@smithhimself: I spend Saturday mornings in bed. As for picking through schmattes at the thrifts, no, that ship has sailed. I leave that to the broke young ladies who really need to stretch a dollar. #auctions
I've seen a lot of potential for poor investments it my time, but purchasing something which labels you as a Madoff--in blue satin, no less? Might as well toss your wallet in the fire and jump in after it.
I would, however, like to put five bucks down on that life preserver. Bullship! That's adorable! #auctions
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Where are all the gold trimmed commodes and Faberge eggs filled with money? Fuck that boogie board! #auctions
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"No, thank you, grandpa."
"Why not? It's a very nice coat, very warm."
"That's OK, grandpa, thanks."
"Why don't you want it?!"
BECAUSE I'M NOT COSMO FREAKIN KRAMER, THAT'S WHY. #auctions
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That plus the Giant Screw Sculpture he had in the office reveals a level of brilliance that has to at least be recognized. #auctions
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Learning so much about you, Bookish. Get the feeling that you like to hang out at Housing Works on Saturday...searching for bargains among the piles of chazerai. #auctions
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I would, however, like to put five bucks down on that life preserver. Bullship! That's adorable! #auctions
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