How in the world can Oprah be America's faux cultural tastemaker? America has no genuine culture for her to approximate - unless hybridizing and multiplying by 3 the cuisines du monde counts as a culture.
Way to stay classy, Gawker. In a week when several billionaires gathered at the Rockefeller University to discuss revolutionizing philanthropy, this was a much more riveting story.
Now, there was something unique about that story. If only I could remember what it might be... If only there was a blog aimed toward smart independent women that could remind me what it was... I guess it's just easier to cross-post this bullshit, or, you know, post about somebody getting drunk enough to lose a tampon up their cooch.
Caj, I love ya, but step away from the Oprah. Don't make me take my earrings off.
P.S. Oprita's been Skyping for at least a year or two now. Personally I think it's Harpo Studio's way of cutting costs - "why fly 'em in if you can skype 'em in".
I was so hoping that the answer to the original question was "James Frey." Then I realized that the recipient of Oprah's hypothetical poop laurel was described as "something cool."
Cajun Boy, fight the good fight, and run the race to the finish line, for in the end we have the certain knowledge that truth will triumph over Harpo Studios. Or something.
That's right, blame it on mothers, you serial killer. What is it that makes having a kid suddenly turn a woman into the most uncool being ever? Rhetorical question. It's past 8 p.m. I have to give the kid a bath and go to bed where I'll languish in unfulfilled agony reading porn, I mean a romance novel.
@The Cajun Boy: Uh, sorry I didn't see this last night, but I really did have to bathe Little Penguino and then go to bed. I commute, so it's up early for me. All I was trying to convey was my frustration that mothers are the single group that can bring ruination to something fun and/or cool (per your description, above). No one flees from something because dads like it. That's all. Sorry for the outburst!
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@Nard: You fucking prick! Didn't you know Gawker expanded its Facebook connectivity to include members of www.SensitiveMourningForPeopleYouD....com?!?!? You can't make a joke that in no way makes fun of the deceased!
@Cookie Guggleman: Nothing unsafe about turboprops. Thousands of them fly every day without incident. And when's the last time you heard of a turboprop going down because of a double bird strike? In some ways turboprops are actually safer than jets. (In other ways less so, but overall it's a wash.)
Both jets and turboprops have crashed over the years, in roughly equal proportions given their usage...
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Way to stay classy, Gawker. In a week when several billionaires gathered at the Rockefeller University to discuss revolutionizing philanthropy, this was a much more riveting story.
Now, there was something unique about that story. If only I could remember what it might be... If only there was a blog aimed toward smart independent women that could remind me what it was... I guess it's just easier to cross-post this bullshit, or, you know, post about somebody getting drunk enough to lose a tampon up their cooch.
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that's its charm.
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now can we PLEASE go back to the Whiskey, distasteful jokes and snarky-if-not-justified commentaries?
Thanks!
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P.S. Oprita's been Skyping for at least a year or two now. Personally I think it's Harpo Studio's way of cutting costs - "why fly 'em in if you can skype 'em in".
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I thought Skype was a last-ditch attempt at monetizing phone sex.
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I enjoy the negative capability of the last paragraph in that post.
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Bring the Zing!
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05/21/09
"How charming are you?"
Charming enough to hate Irish Spring, that's how charming!
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when will we hawk the gawk?
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Both jets and turboprops have crashed over the years, in roughly equal proportions given their usage...
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