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    Image of Monte Wooley Monte Wooley
    09/14/09

    In reply to Faux Charity Fashion's Night Out Only Raised Imaginary Money
    Now, isn't that a great surprise: An Anna Wintour production that was all show and no business? Jumping Jehosophat!
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    Image of Tart of Darkness Tart of Darkness
    09/13/09

    In reply to After Fashion's Night Out, An Open Letter to Mary-Kate Olsen
    Aw. Now see! All the cynics come out and diss your prose. Frankly I was almost captivated.
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    Image of Bottle-Of-Smoke Bottle-Of-Smoke
    09/12/09

    In reply to After Fashion's Night Out, An Open Letter to Mary-Kate Olsen
    The pathos starts with a bang; "I went to Fashion's Night Out at Bergdorf's last night to see you bartend", and by the time it's cemented ("drinking a Stella"), I had already resigned myself to a dreary, depressing day. Think I'll make some tea, sit by the window and watch the rain. Edith Wharton produces a similar effect.
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    Image of pureblarney pureblarney
    09/12/09

    @Bottle-Of-Smoke: Both together produces an addiction to laudanum.
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    Image of Audlyenough Audlyenough
    09/12/09

    In reply to After Fashion's Night Out, An Open Letter to Mary-Kate Olsen
    This belongs on Craigslist.
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    Image of BBooms BBooms
    09/11/09

    In reply to After Fashion's Night Out, An Open Letter to Mary-Kate Olsen
    MK Olsen is one of the few celebrities I allow myself to like even though I've never met her and do not know her. She just seems awesome.
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    Image of Motoko Kusanagi Motoko Kusanagi
    09/11/09

    In reply to After Fashion's Night Out, An Open Letter to Mary-Kate Olsen
    Sounds like true cocaine friendship. So sweet and innocent.
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    Image of gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy
    09/11/09

    In reply to After Fashion's Night Out, An Open Letter to Mary-Kate Olsen
    My deepest sympathies for your collapsible wand. I think there is a little blue pill for that.
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    Image of bess marvin, girl detective bess marvin, girl detective
    09/11/09

    In reply to After Fashion's Night Out, An Open Letter to Mary-Kate Olsen
    As Taggart once said to Rosewood: "Chris, we need to talk."
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    Image of pureblarney pureblarney
    09/11/09

    @bess marvin, girl detective: Or more directly, as Bob the Builder once said: "Chris, you're being a tool."
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    05/21/09

    In reply to Spencer Pratt, aka 'The Great White,' Makes 'Music History'
    Ah Hayden, even in your major screwups you are not original. Britney already did the whole "foreign language tattoo that doesn't make sense" thing with the Hebrew on the back of her neck. At least go balls-out like she did and get a word that literally doesn't mean anything. Incorrect grammar is just tacky.
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    Image of TheUptightMidwesterner TheUptightMidwesterner
    05/21/09

    @DahlELama: I like word tattoos when they are totally random. I saw a guy in the ER one time who had "Bodistava" tattoed on his shoulder. I asked him why he he got it and he just said "I was really high and I like Steely Dan..".
    I thought that was acceptable.
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    Image of SidAndFinancy SidAndFinancy
    05/21/09

    In reply to Spencer Pratt, aka 'The Great White,' Makes 'Music History'
    This will surely work out as well as things did for that other Great White musical act.



    [en.wikipedia.org]
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    Image of AliHajiSheik AliHajiSheik
    05/21/09

    In reply to Spencer Pratt, aka 'The Great White,' Makes 'Music History'
    I am sending face cancer with my mind to anyone that downloads a Spencer Pratt song on itunes. Face canncer. Think about it.
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    Image of BxgrlJeri BxgrlJeri
    05/21/09

    @AliHajiSheik: with the doped out dubble N and ev'rthang
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    Image of Fry_Bread_Power Fry_Bread_Power
    05/21/09

    In reply to Spencer Pratt, aka 'The Great White,' Makes 'Music History'
    Britney Spears' former bodyguard says that her negligence led to him suffering a devastating injury while on the job.


    He slipped on an empty Cheetos bag.

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    Image of blix blix
    05/21/09

    @Fry_Bread_Power: Thank heavens the Slurpee broke his fall.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    05/21/09

    In reply to Spencer Pratt, aka 'The Great White,' Makes 'Music History'
    OK, schadenfreude.


    Hayden, you stupid little poseuse, you cannot fake this stuff by paying someone to write it on your skin. You have to learn Italian the hard way, on your back in an squeaky old horsehair bed in an ancient, rusty-piped apartment in Milan. Then you have to learn regret, when six months later, you catch your boyfriend eating one of the runway girls where you were working as the lowly fit model.

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    Image of Dr. Nick Dr. Nick
    05/21/09

    @BookishLookish: god I love you.
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    Image of Private Hangnail Private Hangnail
    05/21/09

    @BookishLookish: Please tell me he was eating with or eating out. Because otherwise I'm worried for you.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    05/21/09

    @Dr. Nick: I know you do, darling. But you would still have cheated on me with that gorgeous, long-limbed creature.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    05/21/09

    @Private Hangnail: You are sweet to worry, but please don't, it was way back in the 20th century. I'm nearly two size sixes now!
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    Image of mmstk101 mmstk101
    05/21/09

    @BookishLookish: I would like to strongly second Dr. Nick's love of BookishLookish. Bookish, you are superb.
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    05/21/09

    @BookishLookish: If only Commies were still given.
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    05/21/09

    In reply to Spencer Pratt, aka 'The Great White,' Makes 'Music History'
    Also, TCB- you are fabulous.
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    05/21/09

    In reply to Spencer Pratt, aka 'The Great White,' Makes 'Music History'
    Kathy Griffin was right when she said Spencer looks like a preppy murderer.
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    Image of BxgrlJeri BxgrlJeri
    05/21/09

    @scroll_lock: Any day that includes a Kathy Griffin quote is a good day.
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