Remember this past January when America was gripped by the saga of Did-Beyoncé-Lip-Synch-at-the-Presidential-Inauguration?

Here Is the List of Songs Beyoncé Plans to Not Lip-Synch at the Super Bowl

Caity Weaver

1/24/13 6:49pm

Months before Beyoncé murdered millions of Americans by singing over a previously recorded track at the presidential inauguration, someone asked her to sing songs at the Super Bowl.

Inaugural Official Confirms to CNN: Beyoncé Lip-Synched, Is a Terrorist

Caity Weaver

1/23/13 6:13pm

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CNN has just published a breaking news bulletin confirming that America's No. 1 threat to national security, the pop-singer Beyoncé, did not sing live at Monday's Presidential Inauguration and Live Singing Only Ceremony.

About-Face: Marine Corps Spokesman Says Beyoncé Lip-Syncing Claims Are False

Neetzan Zimmerman

1/22/13 6:03pm

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Despite an earlier claim by a Marine Band spokeswoman that quite possibly invalidated the inauguration, a Marine Corps spokesman is now denying that the Marine Band has the authority to say whether or not Beyoncé lip-synched her performance of the National Anthem.

Beyoncé Lip-Synched: Coping with the 7 Stages of Star-Spangled Grief (UPDATE)

Caity Weaver

1/22/13 5:10pm

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Barack Obama is only one day into his second term as president, and already his is the most controversial, scandal-plagued tenure of any leader of any country ever.