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    Image of fuzzymuffins fuzzymuffins
    11/29/09

    In reply to Seven Reasons Why White House Party Crashers are Awesome for America
    i can see it now:

    help wanted: top world terrorism organization seeks hot MILFs for covert high society infiltration missions. ability to charm security a must. formal education and breast implants optional.
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    11/29/09

    In reply to The Kingdom of St. Jetersburg: Derek Jeter's Awesome Sex Palace of Shagged Balls.
    Mmmm. Tim Riggins. Foster, that made me very happy.
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    Image of BowlingForDollars BowlingForDollars
    11/29/09

    In reply to The Kingdom of St. Jetersburg: Derek Jeter's Awesome Sex Palace of Shagged Balls.
    Ugh, Jeter. He's not even handsome.

    But I guess the women who date him think his bank account is.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    11/29/09

    @BowlingForDollars: Handsome? Who needs handsome when you get free implants?

    (Not related to Jeter, but related to what you said & the item about the Aussie quack doctor in this post.)
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    Image of takeouteurotrash takeouteurotrash
    11/29/09

    In reply to The Kingdom of St. Jetersburg: Derek Jeter's Awesome Sex Palace of Shagged Balls.
    Not that Jay ever put out an album that trumped Illmatic, but he did expound on the above song, and handled that sample with great care. Also, caviar is to 1998 as Lexus is to 1996. Which is true, although I'm not sure what that says. Yeah.

    [www.youtube.com]
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    11/29/09

    @takeouteurotrash: You can imbed the video directly by clicking the "You Tube" logo at the bottom of your comment box and dropping the URL in there instead. Like this.
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    11/29/09

    @Lysergic Asset: Hell yeah.
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    11/29/09

    @Lysergic Asset: Goddamned kids, and your fancy interneting.
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    11/29/09

    @takeouteurotrash: After being away from commenting for about a year, I literally had to send Gabriel an e-mail to figure out how to make a comment. The commenting page looks completely different from how it used to, and I couldn't figure out what the hell "Share" was referring to. So, you are not alone.

    (I still don't remember how to imbed a hyperlink - inserting a link beneath text - so if you figure that one out, let me know.)
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    11/29/09

    @Lysergic Asset: TEST
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    11/29/09

    @Lysergic Asset: TEAMWORK!!
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    11/29/09

    @takeouteurotrash: You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours. Too sweet!
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    11/29/09

    @takeouteurotrash: I think I'm going to need some practice on this (it didn't work my first try), but thanks!
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    11/29/09

    In reply to The Kingdom of St. Jetersburg: Derek Jeter's Awesome Sex Palace of Shagged Balls.
    Who thought remaking Karate Kid was a good idea? With an 11 yr old? Fail!
    Also, Beyonce is not only gorgeous and talented, she works her ass off and has a great sense of humor. If JZ screws that up he will be the dumbest man alive.
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    Image of Motoko Kusanagi Motoko Kusanagi
    11/29/09

    In reply to The Kingdom of St. Jetersburg: Derek Jeter's Awesome Sex Palace of Shagged Balls.
    Tip: If you find Derek Jeter interesting/attractive/admirable, you are "bronze" class humanity.
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    11/29/09

    In reply to The Kingdom of St. Jetersburg: Derek Jeter's Awesome Sex Palace of Shagged Balls.
    So what I understand is that Jay-Z and Diddy were licking caviar off each other's naked bodies. Confirm? Deny? Provide video?
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    11/29/09

    @DahlELama: My confusion as to whether I find that mental image tantalizing or repellent is quite possibly going to lead to heavy drinking tonight.
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    11/29/09

    In reply to The Kingdom of St. Jetersburg: Derek Jeter's Awesome Sex Palace of Shagged Balls.
    While I'm itchy to get out of the house and sit on the internet in a different location for a nine hour stretch, I must admit that I'm nervous about going in tomorrow -- my spider sense has been tingling all weekend that I might be getting a pink slip for Christmas.
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    11/29/09

    @howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches): I hear being a ho ho ho pays pretty well, if you're looking for a backup plan.
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    11/29/09

    @DahlELama: Added to the list.
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    11/29/09

    @howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches): EEP. Good luck.
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    Image of howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches) howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches)
    11/29/09

    @Foster Kamer: Thank you. I think that should the axe fall, I'm going to survive the holidays by whoring myself out to lonely empty nesters. For a low fee, I'll come over towards the middle of the holidays to make cookies and wrap presents. I'll listen to all of the stories about how Aunt Barbara's just going to burn the ham again this year, and I'll help address the holiday cards. For an additional fee, I'll turn up on the 24th in an ugly sweater for a cup of cocoa. For just a little more, I'll call on January 1, just to wish a happy and healthy 2010.
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    Image of Cunning_Linguist Cunning_Linguist
    11/29/09

    @howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches): Sir, you reek of desperation.
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    Image of howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches) howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches)
    11/29/09

    @Cunning_Linguist: With just a hint of nutmeg?
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    11/29/09

    In reply to Seven Reasons Why White House Party Crashers are Awesome for America
    Am I the only one who has had his entire world crushed by this event. I mean it is a travesty. There are certain things you can count on in this life; death, taxes, and the factual accuracy of "The West Wing." According to said program, "anyone who jumps the fence, gets automatic jail time." Whether it is a fraternity pledge, or these hideous people. But no, apparently that is not so. Next you will tell me that being an assistant at a Conde Nast or Hachette fashion publication isn't really glamorous like MTV shows us it is.
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    Image of Varnsen Varnsen
    11/29/09

    In reply to Seven Reasons Why White House Party Crashers are Awesome for America
    Is that Dee Reynolds?
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    Image of ampersandparade ampersandparade
    11/29/09

    @Varnsen: We're crab people now, Dee.
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    Image of Brad Brown Brad Brown
    11/29/09

    In reply to Seven Reasons Why White House Party Crashers are Awesome for America
    #8. If you enlarge the top photo, you'll notice that the hair just above Tareq's ear resembles a rat that's intent on getting a better look at Obama. Or maybe I'm just high. Viva Raton!
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    11/29/09

    In reply to Seven Reasons Why White House Party Crashers are Awesome for America
    So greedy Tareq and Michaele's cancellation has left Monday night open on Larry King -- enter Tiger and Elin?
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    11/29/09

    @GlasgowRose: Never mind. CNN's website shows Jesse Ventura on LKL tomorrow night. Sounds like must-(not)-see-TV: "Jesse Ventura's Conspiracy Theory! The former Navy SEAL goes inside some of history's biggest conspiracies."
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    Image of TheSometimesWhy TheSometimesWhy
    11/29/09

    In reply to Seven Reasons Why White House Party Crashers are Awesome for America
    You put a large turd in a tux and you put a red sari and blond wig on a cow pie, and what do you have? Sadly, beyond the obvious, you get the next generation of reality TV's evil spawn.

    Last one to leave the country, turn off the TV. There is truly nothing left to watch. If we haven't seen it all, we have certainly seen enough.
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    Image of Unsolicited Advice Unsolicited Advice
    11/29/09

    In reply to Seven Reasons Why White House Party Crashers are Awesome for America
    These people are examples of a deep, critical rot in our culture. All sense of respect and reverence has completely disappeared. Between Clinton, Nixon, and Bush the supposedly sacred office has become another disgraced element of our bankrupt society. We parody and disregard at will, lost in ourselves, no longer able to related to anything resembling a common code of courtesy, decency, or self-respect. Fuck these guys and the cameras they rode in on.
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    11/29/09

    @Unsolicited Advice: You seriously believed that Camelot bullshit?
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    11/29/09

    In reply to Seven Reasons Why White House Party Crashers are Awesome for America
    Come on, this was a desparate attempt to fake noteriety by the vapid sterotype Bravo TV has created. I hope they will be forced to don orange jumpsuits while cleaning trash off streets as much as I want to see the OC idiots go into foreclosure & ruin. I have my popcorn popped, ready to watch this fake it till you make it lifestyle go up in flames. It will serve to prove that my earnest hard work was not in vain.
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    Image of GlasgowRose GlasgowRose
    11/29/09

    @HoneyMcLoveseat: Bravo can just blame the production company, which in turn can blame the Salahis for stating they were on the guest list.
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