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    OMG You Guys, What Are Jon and Kate Gonna Say On Monday??

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    Image of Steverino Begins Steverino Begins
    06/18/09

    In reply to OMG You Guys, What Are Jon and Kate Gonna Say On Monday??
    "Jon & Kate have an announcement. After much consideration, Kate's hair is seeking separation from the couple. Its talk show will debut in the fall."
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    Image of Nic Fit Nic Fit
    06/18/09

    In reply to OMG You Guys, What Are Jon and Kate Gonna Say On Monday??
    They bought a condo in Williamsburg.
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    06/18/09

    In reply to OMG You Guys, What Are Jon and Kate Gonna Say On Monday??
    They have a new nanny named Holly who really wants her own child.
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    Image of mmstk101 mmstk101
    06/18/09

    @Lymed: But her husband is sterile, so she has to somehow convince Kate to let Jon sleep with her. Comedy platinum.
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    Image of Little Green Frog (Wise Latina) Little Green Frog (Wise Latina)
    06/18/09

    In reply to OMG You Guys, What Are Jon and Kate Gonna Say On Monday??
    IF they really, really wanted to do the right thing, they really should separate and give the kids (maybe temporarily) to Aunt Jodi. Both of them need to mature before everyone is screwed up.

    Sorry, I'm just sooo tired of this circus, my sarcasm is running low.
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    Image of Kid Twist Kid Twist
    06/18/09

    In reply to OMG You Guys, What Are Jon and Kate Gonna Say On Monday??
    Sex change. From now on she'll be known as Chaz Gosselin.
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    Image of gladys_kravitz gladys_kravitz
    06/18/09

    @Kid Twist: OMG, that is perfect. She has a certain mannishness about her and that busted weave is not helping the situation.
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    Image of Little Green Frog (Wise Latina) Little Green Frog (Wise Latina)
    06/18/09

    In reply to OMG You Guys, What Are Jon and Kate Gonna Say On Monday??
    So, how many people here have video of their parents announcing their divorce?

    Those kids are going to be so messed up :-(
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    Image of sweetpickles sweetpickles
    06/18/09

    In reply to OMG You Guys, What Are Jon and Kate Gonna Say On Monday??
    TLC is the Spice channel for women...
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    06/18/09

    @sweetpickles: Maybe the women you hang out with.
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    Image of sweetpickles sweetpickles
    06/18/09

    @BookishLookish: You can do better than that. I'm counting on it.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    06/18/09

    @sweetpickles: Meh. Your quotidian, generalized sexism on this site is making sludge of my brain. Step your fucking game up, son.
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    Image of sweetpickles sweetpickles
    06/18/09

    @BookishLookish: You replying all the time makes it kind of cute.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    06/18/09

    @sweetpickles: Young man, I am merely trying to school you. Treat the teacher with some respect or you'll get the ruler.


    Heed my words. My record collection is bigger than yours.

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    Image of sweetpickles sweetpickles
    06/18/09

    @BookishLookish: Those, my dear, are fighting words. I'm afraid your ruler, though, is no match for my sonic buzzsaw. You're talking inches. I'm choppin' tress.
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    Image of Moff Moff
    06/18/09

    @sweetpickles: You're a hairstylist?
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    Image of Nice Beaver Nice Beaver
    06/18/09

    In reply to OMG You Guys, What Are Jon and Kate Gonna Say On Monday??
    One word: Fucking kick-ass kids' detective agency/crime fighting force.
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    Image of Richard Lawson Richard Lawson
    06/18/09

    @Nice Beaver: Here's a joke.


    What do you call Jon & Kate outside watching their house burn down with the kids trapped inside?


    The last night of Hanukkah!


    (Shoot me.)

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    Image of Nice Beaver Nice Beaver
    06/18/09

    @Richard Lawson: Thank you. I'd been feeling bad about making retarded baby/Governor of Alaska jokes. Now I don't feel so bad.
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    Image of belltolls belltolls
    06/18/09

    In reply to OMG You Guys, What Are Jon and Kate Gonna Say On Monday??
    That Octomom character figures in this; I just know it.
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    Image of Nice Beaver Nice Beaver
    06/18/09

    In reply to OMG You Guys, What Are Jon and Kate Gonna Say On Monday??
    Kate copyrighted her "Central Pennsylvania Bat Wing" haircut and they're rich, rich, rich!!!
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    Image of mfnher mfnher
    06/18/09

    @Nice Beaver: It was the volcano long before. Explosion in the back, lava down the front.
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    Image of Mama Penguino Mama Penguino
    06/18/09

    @mfnher: This made me laugh so hard my stomach hurt.
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    Image of BullfightsOnAcid BullfightsOnAcid
    06/18/09

    In reply to OMG You Guys, What Are Jon and Kate Gonna Say On Monday??
    Whenever my wife asks me to do something like take out the garbage, I now tell her "Now I know what Jon from 'Jon and Kate plus Eight' feels like. You're a monster!"
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    Image of Mama Penguino Mama Penguino
    06/18/09

    @BullfightsOnAcid: OMG, this is exactly what Mr. P does! I can ask for something in the nicest, most gentlest tone and he might turn around and shout, "Sieg heil!"
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    Image of BaconCat BaconCat
    06/18/09

    @Mama Penguino: do you 'ask', or 'suggest'? It makes a huge difference. Asking sounds like you need something, and we're good a fixing problems. Suggesting comes with an inherent, laden criticism of us in it. Not fair, necessarily, but it does set us off.
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    Image of mfnher mfnher
    06/18/09

    @BaconCat: It's kind of like the distinction between listening to problems and trying to solve them. When I tell Mr. mfnher about my crappy day, I don't want to hear about how I can make it all better tomorrow. I want someone to tell me how awesome I am for putting up with crap.
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    Image of Mama Penguino Mama Penguino
    06/18/09

    @BaconCat: I ask, I swear! I say, "Honey, would you grab Little P's pajamas?" and he says, "Yes, sir, yes, sir, three bags full, sir!" like I'm his drill sergeant. I've even said, "Honey, how would you like me to ask you?" and he replies, "No need to ask, Massa, you just tell me what needs doin'."


    @mfnher: Does he ever say stuff like, "I'd like to get in that guy's face and tell HIM to get the coffee, that son of a bitch!" when you're trying to let off steam about work?

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    Image of mfnher mfnher
    06/18/09

    @Mama Penguino: No, but that would be great! It's usually something sensible that I find too distracting to hear through the rage in my head.
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    Image of Moff Moff
    06/18/09

    In reply to OMG You Guys, What Are Jon and Kate Gonna Say On Monday??
    Oh, I hope it turns out to have all just been a dream.
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    Image of lakk lakk
    06/18/09

    In reply to OMG You Guys, What Are Jon and Kate Gonna Say On Monday??
    Call me crazy, but I honestly think they might stop doing the show.
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    Image of katekate is squared katekate is squared
    06/18/09

    @lakk: Nah, I could actually see that happening, too.
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    Image of TheUptightMidwesterner TheUptightMidwesterner
    06/18/09

    @lakk: I want to believe that, but reality TV has just made it impossible for me to believe that anyone would make a common sense, unselfish decision like that.
    I think she is going to announce she is going on Dancing With the Stars.
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    Image of Little Green Frog (Wise Latina) Little Green Frog (Wise Latina)
    06/18/09

    @lakk: No way. I'm sure they are contractually obligated to complete this season. And with both of them jobless...
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    06/18/09

    @TheUptightMidwesterner: Or that the show is changing its name to Kate Plus 8. Who needs Jon? His name doesn't rhyme.
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    Image of miasma-protege miasma-protege
    06/18/09

    In reply to OMG You Guys, What Are Jon and Kate Gonna Say On Monday??
    Maybe they're going to announce that the weight of the banality of their lives has ripped a hole in the fabric of the universe and that now humanity is free to transcend the boundaries of time and space.


    Fingers crossed.

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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    06/18/09

    In reply to OMG You Guys, What Are Jon and Kate Gonna Say On Monday??
    I, personally, would like an explanation for that hair-do.
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