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    Image of Elpon Elpon
    07/20/09

    In reply to Brian Kilmeade Sincerely Apologizes for Calling Human Mutts Impure
    If America is the melting pot, Fox News is the strainer.
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    07/20/09

    In reply to Brian Kilmeade Sincerely Apologizes for Calling Human Mutts Impure
    he is obviously 1 percent human, 3 percent cockroach, 27 percent pondscum, 13 percent recycled cardboard, and the rest is just stinking bags of poo
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    Image of Dürer's Rhino Dürer's Rhino
    07/20/09

    In reply to Brian Kilmeade Sincerely Apologizes for Calling Human Mutts Impure
    Isn't slurring or speaking with deliberately poor enunciation considered a way for a POW to communicate to their command that they aren't actually brainwashed and do not agree with what they're saying; that they are pacifying their captors and going along with their demands?
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    Image of lobstr lobstr
    07/20/09

    In reply to Brian Kilmeade Sincerely Apologizes for Calling Human Mutts Impure
    Just like Twitter, their show should be in 140 characters or less.
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    Image of FormerEnglishMajor FormerEnglishMajor
    07/20/09

    @lobstr: I think they're looking to have that number of intellectually- and ethically-challenged commentators.
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    Image of Caius Caius
    07/20/09

    @lobstr: If you mashed all three of them together, the combined IQ would at least approach 140.
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    Image of badasscat badasscat
    07/20/09

    @Caius: I think you misplaced a decimal point.
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    Image of FormerEnglishMajor FormerEnglishMajor
    07/20/09

    In reply to Brian Kilmeade Sincerely Apologizes for Calling Human Mutts Impure
    "Kilmead" is a place in County Kildare, Ireland. The name "Brian", too, implies he be Irish.

    Then, riddle me this Brian - why are you brown-haired with dark eyes? "Dark Irish", perhaps? You know - like a mutt?
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    Image of sarrible sarrible
    07/20/09

    @FormerEnglishMajor: I'm assuming you're joking, but if not, the Irish with light hair and eyes are descendents of Vikings, who did all manner of raping and pillaging and a little settling. You know, those pure-blooded Swedes and Finns Brian is so enthusiastic about.
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    Image of Paul.B.Dodd Paul.B.Dodd
    07/20/09

    In reply to Brian Kilmeade Sincerely Apologizes for Calling Human Mutts Impure
    People, please leave scientific terms and their usage to the professionals unless you have been counseled by science professionals.
    Here's a freebie. We do not EVER use the term 'pure' or 'unpure' when discussing genetic heritage, it's homogenous and heterogeneous. Now, doesn't that sound better? We study Scandinavian populations for inherent risk for diseases because they have a homogeneous population due to bottleneck effect that occurred sometime during migration pattern from Africa. This makes it easier to separate inherent risk from environmental risk.
    See, this is what happens when you don't pay attention in your science class in high school and opted for Introduction to Astronomy to fulfill your science requirement in college rather than bum it with the science geeks.
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    skahammer promoted this comment Paul.B.Dodd was starred Paul.B.Dodd was unstarred
    Image of skahammer skahammer
    07/20/09

    @Paul.B.Dodd: Boy, you really know how to advance the cause of science education.
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    Image of kneetoe kneetoe
    07/20/09

    In reply to Brian Kilmeade Sincerely Apologizes for Calling Human Mutts Impure
    Richard--my guess is that you'll be hearing from lawyers from both the rutabagas and the garden gnomes on this one.
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    The Real JR promoted this comment kneetoe was starred kneetoe was unstarred
    Image of The Real JR The Real JR
    07/20/09

    In reply to Brian Kilmeade Sincerely Apologizes for Calling Human Mutts Impure
    Wait- did he just call us a bunch of halfie muggles?
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    Image of phlox✔ phlox✔
    07/20/09

    In reply to Brian Kilmeade Sincerely Apologizes for Calling Human Mutts Impure
    Jesus, when my nine year old gives me an insincere apology after he screws-up, at least he puts a little effort into it.
    Plus he doesn't slur his words like he has a mouthful of Brazil nuts.
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    Image of Colonel Mustard Colonel Mustard
    07/20/09

    @phlox✔: He didn't want to sound too sincere, because he knows the army of Swedish Übermensch might be watching, and boy will he be in trouble for backtracking once they inevitably come to power.
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    Image of heartbreakturnip heartbreakturnip
    07/20/09

    In reply to Brian Kilmeade Sincerely Apologizes for Calling Human Mutts Impure

    This isn't well-known, but Brian Kilmeade was a long-time model for legendary potter Burlon Craig. I think this one captures Kilmeade's air of quiet intelligence quite well:
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    Image of goetz goetz
    07/20/09

    @heartbreakturnip: They got his brain right.
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    heartbreakturnip promoted this comment goetz was starred goetz was unstarred
    Image of Dürer's Rhino Dürer's Rhino
    07/20/09

    @goetz: No they didn't, this one is open. An accurate rendering would have the brain very, very closed.
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    Image of goetz goetz
    07/20/09

    In reply to Brian Kilmeade Sincerely Apologizes for Calling Human Mutts Impure
    Does Fox & Friends get all its story ideas from Twitter feeds?
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    phlox✔ promoted this comment goetz was starred goetz was unstarred
    Image of phlox✔ phlox✔
    07/20/09

    @goetz: That's just the 'Featured Stories'. The rest of the show is inspired by whatever they see lying around on the studio floor.
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    07/20/09

    In reply to Brian Kilmeade Sincerely Apologizes for Calling Human Mutts Impure
    We minority report, you decide.
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    Image of johnny_carsick johnny_carsick
    06/24/09

    In reply to Lust, Hatred, Beauty, Food: BurgerSex Ads Will Never Die
    i'm kinda creeped out by the weird crunching sound they added every time she takes a bite. i guess "crispy gristle n' tendon burger" didn't test as well.
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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    06/24/09

    In reply to Lust, Hatred, Beauty, Food: BurgerSex Ads Will Never Die
    Hey, speaking of Padma Lakshmi, she won't be on Top Chef Masters tonight. But we're gonna have a commenter live-blog anyway. Tonight at 10 Eastern. Here on Gawker.


    So ... anyhoo .... that's one big burger, huh?

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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    06/24/09

    In reply to Lust, Hatred, Beauty, Food: BurgerSex Ads Will Never Die
    cownilingus!
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