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    12/03/09

    In reply to Bill Clinton on the Time Two Ladies Gave Him a Happy Ending in Korea
    I love this. That is all.
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    12/02/09

    In reply to Bill Clinton on the Time Two Ladies Gave Him a Happy Ending in Korea
    Why is his tie knot bigger than his head? Is that how globe trotting former heads of state are tying it?
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    12/02/09

    @If_I_Had_a_Poodle: It's a Barney Miller tie!
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    12/02/09

    @kappakappaspankme: lolz
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    12/02/09

    @kappakappaspankme: lolz
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    Image of Dr. Nick Dr. Nick
    12/02/09

    In reply to Bill Clinton on the Time Two Ladies Gave Him a Happy Ending in Korea
    I heard he was originally contacted to write a piece on wind storms, but Newsweek rejected his submission, "My Favorite Blow Jobs"
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    Image of Airvault Airvault
    12/02/09

    @Dr. Nick: Can I try?

    I heard he was originally asked to write a piece on his charity work with Bush, Sr. after hurricanes Katrina and Rita, but Newsweek rejected his submission, "My Least Favorite Blow Jobs."
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    Image of kappakappaspankme kappakappaspankme
    12/02/09

    In reply to Bill Clinton on the Time Two Ladies Gave Him a Happy Ending in Korea
    Sometimes I wonder if Clinton intentionally says stuff like that just to be cheeky and have a good laugh.
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    12/02/09

    @kappakappaspankme: He's got perma-smirk, so I assume that he's just messing with everyone.
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    12/02/09

    @kappakappaspankme:

    True story. I once saw Clinton speak at the White House, in April 1998. Here's what he said: "Let me also say I'm delighted to see all the children here today. I like Take Our Daughters To Work Day."

    Now this was right in the middle of the Lewinsky scandal. I could not believe it.

    [clinton2.nara.gov]
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    11/23/09

    In reply to Obama's First Thanksgiving Proclamation: Just OK
    Dear Pres. Obama: Please kick the shit out of the reactionary rightwing turds blocking healthcare reform in both parties. Luv, America.
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    Image of jbwan jbwan
    11/23/09

    In reply to Obama's First Thanksgiving Proclamation: Just OK
    You have taken the land which is rightfully ours. Years from now my people will be forced to live in mobile homes on reservations. Your people will wear cardigans, and drink highballs. We will sell our bracelets by the road sides, you will play golf, and enjoy hot hors d'oeuvres. My people will have pain and degradation. Your people will have stick shifts. The gods of my tribe have spoken. They have said, "Do not trust the Pilgrims, especially Sarah Miller."
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    Image of friendslikeJimRome friendslikeJimRome
    11/23/09

    @jbwan: And my people will carry their money to your casinos. They shall return, with less money but the trunks of their cars shall be filled with cigarettes.
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    11/23/09

    @friendslikeJimRome: is that extra line in the DVD special edition? lol
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    11/23/09

    @jbwan: [www.youtube.com]
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    Image of BearDownCBears BearDownCBears
    11/23/09

    In reply to Obama's First Thanksgiving Proclamation: Just OK
    He should bow to that turkey after he pardons it this year, just to piss off The Corner.
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    11/23/09

    In reply to Obama's First Thanksgiving Proclamation: Just OK
    Oh, I can just hear Bushie thinking, "Oh, they just gave 'em a little corn. The maize, right? It's not like they really needed it to like live. We’ll leave ‘em out the proclamation. And besides the settlers gave the Indians stuff too, shiny beads and baubles and things. You know, trinkets worth a whole peppercorn or such. What? Huh? Oh well, they probably would've gotten syphilis anyway."
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    Image of atlasfugged atlasfugged
    11/23/09

    In reply to Obama's First Thanksgiving Proclamation: Just OK
    That picture is hilarious. It's like everything you need to know about the Bush presidency can be surmised from the expression on his face in that picture.
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    11/23/09

    @atlasfugged: indeed. And it makes me think that no matter how hard you try, you couldn't get a photo that dopey out of our new president. It's just not possible.
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    Image of DennyCrane DennyCrane
    11/23/09

    In reply to Obama's First Thanksgiving Proclamation: Just OK
    Afterward, a deep-fried Turducken was shared by all.
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    Image of Fry_Bread_Power Fry_Bread_Power
    11/23/09

    In reply to Obama's First Thanksgiving Proclamation: Just OK
    'Native Americans,' whatever. Everyone knows that when the Pilgrims landed, the only indigenous people inhabiting the United States were Cherokee Princesses.
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    11/23/09

    @Fry_Bread_Power: True. And they all looked like Cher.
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    11/23/09

    @son of spam: Cher's a half-breed though.
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    Image of Fry_Bread_Power Fry_Bread_Power
    11/23/09

    @son of spam: More specifically, like Cher from 'Half Breed.'
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    11/23/09

    In reply to Obama's First Thanksgiving Proclamation: Just OK
    This article is like looking for wisdom in the leavings of a toilet, or the secret auguries of the Federal Reserve Bank.

    Pareene, I nominate you for Pontifex Maximus where you can raise the ira deorum on behalf of us all.
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    11/23/09

    In reply to Obama's First Thanksgiving Proclamation: Just OK
    Obama was definitely better than this.
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    Image of Swifter Swifter
    11/23/09

    @momof3wildkids: I will vote for Obama if he does this to Osama Bin Laden or that turkey who runs Iran.
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    Image of momof3wildkids momof3wildkids
    11/23/09

    @Swifter: That gave me a great visual from the movie Fargo.... "Is that your Muslim terrorist in the woodchipper?"

    #tips
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    Image of SaraRueful SaraRueful
    11/05/09

    In reply to Everybody Was Kung-Fu (and Every Other Kind of) Fighting
    "Shitcanned" means fired. I think you mean "shitfaced." #rihanna
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    Image of Ravi Somaiya Ravi Somaiya
    11/05/09

    @SaraRueful: Cultural difference! But thanks, I'll change it. #rihanna
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    Image of Cynner Cynner
    11/05/09

    In reply to Everybody Was Kung-Fu (and Every Other Kind of) Fighting
    "Thou shalt not fornicate." Prejean is safe as the TMZ article truly clarifies that the home-made porn is a solo act. Who knew she had such talent? #rihanna
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