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    Latest Casualty in the War on Christmas: Neil Patrick Harris

    Bill O'Reilly and Laura Ingraham: 'Sexy Nude Amateurs'.

    O'Reilly Pardons Fox Commentator Mike Huckabee For Commuting Suspected Cop Killer's Sentence

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    Image of unclevanya unclevanya
    12/08/09

    In reply to Latest Casualty in the War on Christmas: Neil Patrick Harris
    Bernie Goldberg:Bill O'Reilly as Brother Theodore:David Letterman.

    Except that Bernie is too lazy to make it art.
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    12/08/09

    In reply to Latest Casualty in the War on Christmas: Neil Patrick Harris
    Fox's Family Guy does the same type of humor 3 times a night, every weeknight. OMG TEH OUTRAGE!!11!
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    12/08/09

    In reply to Latest Casualty in the War on Christmas: Neil Patrick Harris
    Dontcha just love it when the Oldes try to mock what they think is modern-day "hip" stuff, but always end up still referencing shit from 10 years ago?

    To wit: "Some guy in a tilted baseball hat says to his friend 'Let's get Jiggy™' " .. Yes. It's 1996 and visions of Will Smith trottin' through the mezzanine level of The Luxor are dancing through my head.
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    12/07/09

    In reply to Latest Casualty in the War on Christmas: Neil Patrick Harris
    "I swear! There's a video of Mrs Santa getting it on with two elves. I've watched it about 2512 times! We're showing it Wednesday."
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    12/07/09

    In reply to Latest Casualty in the War on Christmas: Neil Patrick Harris
    O'Reilly is disgusted. Language like that belongs in a deposition, not on the airwaves.
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    Image of Helio Helio
    12/07/09

    @Bobby Big Wheel: or in the third draft of his crime-romance novel.
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    12/07/09

    In reply to Latest Casualty in the War on Christmas: Neil Patrick Harris
    One would think that, fueled by a particularly fierce debate over whether or not Obama used the word "God" enough in his speeches, O'Reilly's head would have burst open spectacularly by now, spewing out a Pandora's Box style plague unto mankind, leaving us with no Internet, no food, no California, and no Europe to speak of.

    Sadly, and much like a cockroach, Glenn Beck survives.
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    Image of JohanPaladin JohanPaladin
    12/08/09

    @seyswho: How will New York and Vermont survive?
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    12/08/09

    @JohanPaladin: The twist is that gay marriage is the key to surviving "Bill Day". Therefore, New York is wiped out as well. Sorry.
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    12/04/09

    In reply to Bill O'Reilly and Laura Ingraham: 'Sexy Nude Amateurs'.
    Well, their pandering is pretty naked.
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    12/04/09

    @Mediahohoho: "Fuck it, we'll do it live!"
    -Bill O'Reilly.
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    12/03/09

    In reply to Bill O'Reilly and Laura Ingraham: 'Sexy Nude Amateurs'.
    1 out of 3 ain't bad.
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    Image of Crooks Crooks
    12/03/09

    @jackvinyl: I agree, they are very sexy.
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    12/03/09

    @Crooks: I disagree. But I am happy they are completely naked.
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    12/03/09

    @Crooks: Is it O'Reilly's jowls that do it for you? Gotta love a man with wattles!
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    12/01/09

    In reply to O'Reilly Pardons Fox Commentator Mike Huckabee For Commuting Suspected Cop Killer's Sentence
    "Commentator."

    I hate that word. What ever happened to "Talking Head" or "Blowhard" or all the other time-honoured lingo we used to use for such professional yappers?
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    11/30/09

    In reply to O'Reilly Pardons Fox Commentator Mike Huckabee For Commuting Suspected Cop Killer's Sentence
    What's the over/under on the eventual wrongful death suit?
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    11/30/09

    In reply to O'Reilly Pardons Fox Commentator Mike Huckabee For Commuting Suspected Cop Killer's Sentence
    somebody please post the huckabee family fat photo pronto!

    on second thought, repugs have actually stopped being a laughing matter.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    11/30/09

    @manchops:
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    11/30/09

    @Lysergic Asset: yeah, commute that fat ass!
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    11/30/09

    @Lysergic Asset: Whenever I'm having a truly horrible day, I pull up that picture and immediately feel better about myself.
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    11/30/09

    @Lysergic Asset: Are they in their Huckabee prison garb?
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    11/30/09

    @SnarkTard: What's particularly striking is the attractiveness of the female Huckabees seems to be in inverse proportion to that of the males.
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    Image of ParahSalin ParahSalin
    12/01/09

    @Lysergic Asset: The huge one in the middle of the top row is the one who raped and murdered a young dog in 1990. True story.
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    Image of Cicada Cicada
    12/01/09

    @ParahSalin: You know what's crazy about your comment? The fact that it's half true: [www.snopes.com]

    Although, to be fair, there is no evidence that he didn't rape the dog before murdering it.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    12/01/09

    @ParahSalin: Since you're not a Christian, you've obviously missed the Old Testament's Book of LeVickTicus, which covers bestiality and animal torture/killing.
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    12/01/09

    @Cicada: I wonder how much it would cost to bribe the folks at Snopes into greenlighting the Limbaugh Costa Rica pedophile rumors.
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    12/01/09

    @Lysergic Asset: Ha! It's amazing that the admitted oxycontin/exploiting his maid facts aren't enough. Then again, this is the ideological right we're talking about. I'm sure they could find a way to overlook Rush molesting little Costa Rican boys. Maybe if they were also trying to enter the U.S. illegally?

    Damn, I'm feeling cynical.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    12/01/09

    @Cicada: Cynical, sensible, who can even tell the difference anymore?

    I can't wait 'til Jesus comes back and tells all these flaming hypocrites exactly where to go.
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    12/01/09

    @Lysergic Asset: I'm not sure how much of a premium the Old Testament has on animal abuse; an English food council recently ruled that Kosher animal slaughter is actually one of the least humane ways to kill an animal (which made me sad, because for a long time I've tried to buy Kosher meat, thinking it was better for the critters).

    Something about not being a fat Republican from Arkansas suddenly makes me feel so sexy.
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    12/01/09

    @pureblarney: I'm trying to be vegetarian, but I still cook my tofu in chicken broth... major animal lover here with two little furry children.
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    12/01/09

    @pureblarney: Oh, and this video is for you.
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    Image of ParahSalin ParahSalin
    12/01/09

    @Cicada: Exactly. Why hasn't he come forward to present any evidence that he didn't rape the dog as well as torture and kill it?
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    12/01/09

    @Lysergic Asset: It's weird that even though I'm not a Christian and will probably end up in Hell, I've never tortured or killed an animal. The other weird thing is that I seem to know a lot more about Christianity than the people who claim to be Christians.
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    12/01/09

    @ParahSalin:
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    11/30/09

    In reply to O'Reilly Pardons Fox Commentator Mike Huckabee For Commuting Suspected Cop Killer's Sentence
    Huckabee keeps pointing to "a series of failures in the criminal justice system". If I were the criminal justice system, I'd be pretty pissed at Huckabee right now.

    "Look dude," I'd say, "I did my job. Bad guy went into jail and was supposed to stay there for 108 years. I'm not the one that was all like, 'Let's release the guy who once reached for a guard's pistol on his way to the courtroom.' That was all you, man."
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    11/30/09

    In reply to O'Reilly Pardons Fox Commentator Mike Huckabee For Commuting Suspected Cop Killer's Sentence
    "Hypocrisy is the greatest luxury." - Michael Franti

    To all of you too young to remember this, watch this infamous Republican attack ad that tanked former Massachusetts governor Michael Dukakis' presidential aspirations.

    Double standards much?
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    Image of Claire Buoyant Claire Buoyant
    11/30/09

    @Lysergic Asset: I remember that. Not that the ad isn't despicable, but Dukakis has a bit of responsibility "tanking" himself, too.
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    11/30/09

    @Lysergic Asset: Oh, if Huckabee wants to run for President in 2012, I'm sure the other Republican candidates will be more than happy to use Mr. Clemmons against him.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    11/30/09

    @Claire Buoyant: Ooh, I would love to see that campaign ad.

    Mike Huckabee let this violent black man kill four innocent police officers (flash on picture of miscreant low-life) and if you vote for Huckabee, he'll let this unscrupulous black man (flash on photo of President Obama) kill every unborn white baby in America.

    I'm Sarah Palin and I approve this message (flash on VP debate clip of Palin winking).
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    11/30/09

    @Lysergic Asset: If he runs, some variant of that made-up ad will come out. For sure.
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    11/30/09

    @Lysergic Asset: WIN! I just threw up in my mouth.
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    11/30/09

    @Lysergic Asset: The disturbing thing about this description is that I can see it so vividly in my head, and I believe that it could actually happen.
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    11/30/09

    @MattyMcboy: I really wish I had some techie friends who could throw together a mash-up of this ad right now.
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    11/30/09

    @pssshwhatever: I know, I know. I think we need to spend some time unwinding in a monastery or something.
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    Image of MattyMcboy MattyMcboy
    11/30/09

    @Lysergic Asset: @pssshwhatever: I live very close to Miraval, one of Oprah's favorite places, and I doubt six months there will bleach this ad that is now running through my mind.

    You need to copyright it so you can sue her when it runs, because if she makes it that far, it will run. Lysergic acid, you may finally be the one to bring her down.

    Off to take my Silkwood shower now.
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    11/30/09

    @MattyMcboy: That was a great additional laugh while I'm watching The Daily Show and laughing my ass off.

    If Palin runs, she can have that ad copy for free.
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    Image of MissNormaDesmond MissNormaDesmond
    11/24/09

    In reply to Bill O'Reilly Declares Victory as 75-Year-Old Man Retires
    Be prepared for O'Reilly's self-congratulatory broadcast whenever Moyers dies (hopefully many years hence), when he takes credit for having convinced God to kill him.
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    Image of Mediahohoho Mediahohoho
    11/24/09

    In reply to Bill O'Reilly Declares Victory as 75-Year-Old Man Retires
    To be fair, for a pundit, 75 is not that old. Look at Ann Coulter.
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