From Yale English professor Bill Deresiewicz, teacher of the students who wrote about their encounters with Alec Baldwin:

Last night we heard from Yale Associate Professor of English Bill Deresiewicz (affectionately known in these parts as "Cockmaster D"), who was upset that we'd posted two assignments from his class on "Reportage" the other day. (Assignment: "Report on a person or event in such a way as to include your presence as a…